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[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Things that scare me:
employment
unemployment
getting married
never getting married
having kids
never having kids
falling in love
never falling in love
living
dying

[— don @dracosrevenge]

let’s get this bread

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Mood

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how is that even possible??

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

wax lady was definitely playing wit my pssy today but whatever

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

since y’all still doing all this over a kiss imma just fuck the nigga on stage next time

[🦐🍆 @SRhone23]

🌈 $SadeRhone

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’ve decided to do my part everybody in the lgbtq+ community reply with a 🌈 for $100 🤍

[🦐🍆 @SRhone23]

@nialanaee 🤫 no one knows

[🦐🍆 @SRhone23]

@nialanaee Get it down your spine, or down your tricep

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me: “Bring a jacket”

Her: “No I’ll be fine”

Her 20 minutes later:

[Wendyy🍒 @SackeyWendy]

“We need to talk”
Me:

[🦐🍆 @SRhone23]

Yayy😂

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

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[Chris @thotlesschris]

Why did her teacher WASH her like that 😭

[🦐🍆 @SRhone23]

Hey @NICKIMINAJ as your favorite fan, could you give me a hand and lend me $1,000, a bitch is struggling💀

[🦐🍆 @SRhone23]

@whtvrnia Imu 🥺