Steve Rothwell

I know the answer. I seek the TRUTH. i know what everyone tells me, but i want to find out myself. the glass isnt half full *or* half empty. The glass is.

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Hey @eliospizza why did my box come with its own glacier? Entire box unusable.

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

@Royal_Farms Ocean View DE

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Hey @Royal_Farms
Do better.

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Hey @turbotax you gotta number where can talk to an actual person instead of this computer that just keeps wanting to send me the same email THAT DOESNT HELP?! the hell...

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Hey @ERBofHistory , I dunno if this is your goof or @Spotify but... someone wasn't having a good day

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Dear @USPS
I'm grateful for you, I really am. But could you maybe NOT bend literally EVERY piece of mail that says DO NOT BEND

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Automated chat support is fine and all but I'm not an idiot @MicrosoftHelps I've done everything suggested already. Can I talk to a fucking person please? Fuck

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Who does @Facebook think they are? Gimme a goddamn support number

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Anyone know why this Thanos looks like @jeffdunham old man Walter puppet?

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Shame on you @Delta

[Catsuka @catsuka]

Life-sized Gundam in Yokohama is now in testing mode.

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

So I just spent ten minutes looking for the pen that was behind my ear. #facepalm

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

"Id do ANYTHING for my child to help them in this world...
...
...
... Except learn a new method to do math."

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

@audiomachine listening to Dauntless, my imagination ran wild and gave me an idea for an visual short story. Any chance youd let me use it? #impoor

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Daaaaamn. Licensing for these #nerf glasses could NOT have been cheap. @Hasbro raking it in

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

#wakandaforever

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

@FaerieGlamour I wish it was, but thank you nonetheless. #alwayssick

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Hey @Australia quick question.
Whaaaaaaaathefuck
#LetHerSpeak https://t.co/jYixhcSR3P

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

Hey @DaveedDiggs my roomie hates Broadway. But I turned him on to #Hamilton because he digs your work in #snowpiercer

[Steve Rothwell @SRrobotboy]

@Audsferatu Good fuckin luck