*Hits you really hard.* The purple looks so pretty on you!!!
*Hits you again* Your cough is soooooo cutsie and adorable!
*Hits you* Your knees are shaking how do you EXPECT me not to do it again.
*Hits you*
*Hits you*
*Hits you*
Sending my daughter to the sex offenders house to sell girl scout cookies only to watch her get dragged inside and used like a living fleshlight
Teaching her valuable life lessons today