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Fals Promises for Tommorow

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 Leakers really expect us to trust a 5.x roadmap that details specific kits and Lunar New Year promotions when they can barely predict the next patch's banner reruns accurately Subject to Change' is carrying this entire post on its back.

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@hxg_diluc When Sakiko drops a text leak, it isn't a rumor, it's a prophecy

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 Meanwhile, Welt has been the exact same vest and coat combo for a decade.

[花火/火花 @spar_kle_xie]

ねぇ！！！！！
悔しい、からって、、火花を追い回すのは、やめてっ！！！！！
その花火仕舞って、ってばぁ！！！

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@aipoweredzombie @StarRailVerse1 True, Hoyo completely codes entire 3D character animations and beta updates just to trick us

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 Aha’s Ultimate hits so hard that the entire team has to put on specialized sunglasses

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 The glasses stay ON during the complete collapse of the space-time continuum

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 Pre-farming for an STC leak is the ultimate form of gambling. Aventurine would be proud

[𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔩𝔩 @poellll]

these gacha animations are completely insane

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 Hyacine’s rerun cooldown is faster than my Trailblaze Power regeneration

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 The absolute definition of a teaser trailer that teased nothing burger emoji missing but the vibe is there

[Ima @kuchibavibes]

this collab boutta be crazy

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@HatsuneMiku

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@Gacha_Zone Spain won custody of Miku

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@Dexerto Congratulations Spain to win Miku custody

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@LightCro Da Wei is type of person would rather sign a contract with a completely different company, than walk across the hallway to talk to Genshin

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 Classic leaker cycle. First, they drop a massive claim saying 'Robin SP is completely replacing Castorice' just to get everyone spiraling and farming interactions. Then a few weeks later, the correction drops that she's just built for a completely different archetype anyway

[Chan @SSBCelestial_79]

@StarRailVerse1 "Shush get me alcohol"
"Shush:Heres a shotgun sir"
"Good enough"