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Married Father of 8, Catholic, Reader of Books, Pseudo Intellectual

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@Frontfacesenem2 @Deadframex @TimCoop59086596 I understand exactly what you are saying. The inability to read on this site is astonishing. And yes, I have the same experience. Pass someone, get in right lane, they immediately pass me, then slow down. Makes no sense.

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@GuardTheCLE @manzosmustache It is common. This guy is silly

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@phlegmatitron @FoodFreedomNH

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@DSDOConnor Do Christians still believe we must answer for every utterance?

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@ByzCat It's not a scandal per se. But there is literally no evidence. It's scandalous if it presents the faith as credulous.

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@BreeSolstad There is no evidence UFOs are demons.

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@HarrisonGarlic1 There is zero evidence that UFOs are demons.

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@DSDOConnor There is zero evidence that UFOs are demons. Maybe it's possible but there's no evidence. None

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@Robkearney1981 There is no evidence that UFOs are demons. None.

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@DSDOConnor @WashArchdiocese There is some evidence (not much) that UFOs are real. There is no evidence they are demons.

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@amy1aa @libsoftiktok He didn't. Reports are he sent a picture of Shrek's nether parts and apparently that is a "crime."

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@Brent_Mohrman @megamapmaker I doubt it. My car is shittier than yours. You'll give up before I do - and if you don't, you'll have a dent and a traffic ticket.

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@CommanderRedEXE @Xicor333 @AmanitaFugax I know most people don't zipper merge. Their stupidity allows me to save a ton of time. I can pass 50 cars that way.

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@CommanderRedEXE @Xicor333 @AmanitaFugax THERE ARE NO SUCH SIGNS IN 95% OF LANE CLOSURES. I'm not engaging in your imaginary world

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@CandidDevOps @racistbilbo All lanes end eventually. Are you claiming that because the lane ends eventually, it actually can't be used at some point before it ends? At what point? 50 yards? 100? Half a mile? 10 miles?

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@JohnRintz @DBach218 @AmanitaFugax I have no clue what you are even trying to communicate.

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@JohnRintz @DBach218 @AmanitaFugax If 10 people ahead of me did it, the distribution of traffic would already be more efficient, and I wouldn't need to. What are you even saying that it is "selfish" to use the legal road to advance to my destination?

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@w2chaser @EvaintheSnow Exactly. They guy with the shittier car wins. I used to drive a 30 year old station wagon. Son, I don't give a shit if you hit me. I honestly don't. We both know you don't wave the dent in your car so stop acting hard. They always let me in eventually.

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@BenjaminNething We are failing as a civilization. I'm merciful when I say you shouldn't be allowed to drive. Justice demands jail, but I'm benevolent.

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@BenjaminNething You should not be allowed to drive. I mean that literally.