Victor Wembanyama may be an alien, but last night Jalen Brunson looked like Agent J. Somebody call James Darrell Edwards III—we’ve got a new alien hunter in town.
@ellabosslady_ Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?
Your ass ran that stop sign?
Your left cheek made an illegal u-turn
And your right cheek switched lanes without signaling.
@big_yemm I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but those are no longer yams. TeTe has sweet potato casserole back there with extra marshmallows and cinnamon.