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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main pagal ho jaun ga.
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta ha

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Teacher to student: jo dusre ko apni baat na samjha sakay woh gadha hota hai.
Student: Sir, kya matlab main samjha He.

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Husband to Wife: tum mje aik jaga se boahat achi lagti ho.
Wife: Kahan Sy?
Husband: Doooor say.

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Boy:
kahan ho.?

Girl:
Shopping Mall me hu,
Tmhary liye UPPER dekh rahi hu 3000 wala.
Tum kahan ho..?

Boy:
Main Idhar Lunda_Bazar me
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Sir. Paprs hony walay h kuch puchna h tou puch lo
Student: Sir, paper m kon kon se sawal ayein gy
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Teacher: Akbar badshah kaha dafan huay?
Student: Sir, apni qabar mein.
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Teacher to student: Tumharay abu kya karte hein?

Student: Jo ammi kehti hain vo karte hain.

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Wife: Yeh mirchein kis mausam mein lagti hain?

Husband: Koi khaas mausam nahin hai, jab sach bolo lag jati hain.

[Master SSM @SS_Mianwali]

Mera Bank Balance
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95Lakh
895Hzar
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nhi hy to kia hwa?
"Mera mobile nmbr to yehi hy na

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Allama iqbal
Aur
K-electric me 1 chez comon he

Pta hai kia?

Dono ka 1 he Mision tha"soi hui Qaum ko jgana.

[Master SSM @SS_Mianwali]

Teacher to stdnt: jo dusre ko apni baat na smjha sakay woh gadha hota hai.

Stdnt: Sir, kya mtlb main smjha ni

[Master SSM @SS_Mianwali]

Apke Pas Cell Phone Kon Sa He ..!

Koi B Ho Itna Btao Sms To Krta He Na Phr Krte Q Nai......!

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Teacher: Murgi egg deti hai, aur Cow milk deti hai, aisa kon hai jo dono deta hai?

Student: Shopkeeper.

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Girl: main next month 18 ki ho jaungi.

Boy: phir do gi?

Girl(sharma ky): kya?
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BOy: vOte .P.T.I. ko !

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Dad: Paper kesa hua?
Son: Sirf Q1 reh gye,
Q2 a nai rha tha,
Q4 krna bhol gya,
Q5 nazar nai aya.
Dad: Aur Q3?
Son: Sirf wohi ghalat hua!