Seattle Sasquatches

Official Account of the Seattle Sasquatches. Big Foot, Bigger Points. 2024 Record: 1-3😔

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

It’s a little late, but HUGE shoutout to the 2024-2025 Seattle Sasquatches for being the first Squatch roster to record back-to-back wins in almost 3 years. Very proud of the commitment to improvement and effort shown by this team!

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

This fantasy football thing isn’t fun anymore.

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

The Front Office was working the phones all day. We feel that Seattle is better today overall than we were yesterday. #BigFoot #BiggerPoints #gotbetter #playtonotgetlast

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

Aaron Rodgers currently has 22 more rushing yards than Breece. Absolutely disgusted right now. #disgusted #disappointed #confused #heartbroken#usedtoit

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

“Is Breece a system running back?” -The People

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

This one hurts. The Squatches had a 40 point lead going into MNF. Front office isn’t quite sure what to do anymore. We have allowed 430 points through 3 weeks. Is there even light at the end of the tunnel? #flabbergasted #disappointed #pain

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

As we look forward to the week 3 matchup with the @TahitiTigers we have been met with terrible odds. It’s time these boys play with a chip on their shoulder. The Squatch fans are tired of being laughed at. #upsetalert #davidvsgoliath #Squatches

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

Tough week for the Squatches. Loved the improvement from the young studs in Hall and Marv. Looking to them to be the back bone of this squad. VERY disappointed on the capital used on the TE position. At this point he is just “Taylor Swift’s bf” and not the great TE we once knew.

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

The front office is baffled and very frustrated with the usage of 3rd overall pick Breece Hall.

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

Week 1 Wavier Report for Seattle. The Squatches had the 1st priority on the wire after a pitiful performance on the field. The front office felt picking up the explosive TE was the best move for the franchise. The front office also decided to put their trust in the Jags def.

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

@DRagingducks Management working tirelessly to right the ship. Something has to change.

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

The Seattle Sasquatches open the season with a disappointing loss to the Quahog Clams. Management has to be better. #BigFoot #BiggerPoints

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

Tough to argue with the analytics here. The Squatch fans deserve more than this. #bebetter #feedMarv

[Mike Clay @MikeClayNFL]

Marvin Harrison Jr.:
54 snaps
33 routes
3 targets
1 reception
4 yards

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

The first of many for the Squatch!

[NFL @NFL]

Keep that football!

Ladd McConkey finds the blue paint for his first NFL TD!

📺: #LVvsLAC on CBS/Paramount+
📱: https://t.co/waVpO909ge

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

Tough morning slate for the Squatches. Breece and Ladd will have to carry for Seattle to make the comeback.

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

Slow night for the duo. Looking for other guys to step up and pick up what they couldn’t. Also made a substitution at the WR2 spot with Tee Higgins now being out. Looking to two Rookies to carry the WR spot this year. #Sasquatches #Squatch #anotheryearsamething

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

Slow half for the duo but I think we’ll see some Squaction in the second half👀 #secondhalfteam

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

The Squatches kick things off with a little Thursday night QB/TE stack. Let’s start the year off strong! #bigfoot #bigpoints

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

@FLAbeachdogs Sources within the Squatch program say the mean quotes have provided bulletin board material. The Squatches have taken it personal and look to take their revenge tour. #BigFoot #BigPoints #Week10

[Seattle Sasquatches @SSasquatches]

@DRagingducks Thank you for the warm welcome! Wish the Ducks a fantastic year!