samantha

[samantha @SScalfani]

@_fr10_ @AmericanAir @Expedia Because @Expedia is trash and they are doing the same thing to me right now.

[samantha @SScalfani]

Hey @highnoonsunsips i’m a big fan and love your drinks but its lame to get variety packs and they are all filled with one watermelon flavor 🙁 high noon how could you do this to me? I’m not mad but I’m just really disappointed.

[samantha @SScalfani]

This is what I get for staying up past 9pm.

[samantha @SScalfani]

@ndreWMas throwing subs at jack?

[samantha @SScalfani]

Every morning when my dog is sleeping so peacefully and I have to turn the light on to get ready for work I stop and think is this job really worth disturbing him 🤔

[samantha @SScalfani]

@latsyrrc Tweets like this get you sent to Mr landmans office

[samantha @SScalfani]

I get star struck for dogs

[samantha @SScalfani]

@mLexzandra LMFAO!

[samantha @SScalfani]

@jmurf710 Oh my goodnesss!!! What did you name her???

[samantha @SScalfani]

@ndreWMas I DONT KNOW

[samantha @SScalfani]

@GirlPosts @mLexzandra @megundo_o

[samantha @SScalfani]

I need my dog because idk how to have conversations with adults

[samantha @SScalfani]

Where can a bitch find good boob tape?!

[samantha @SScalfani]

@mLexzandra @LTwoDtoo Or she has to be related to this person Lol

[samantha @SScalfani]

@mLexzandra @LTwoDtoo Lmfao and don't you hate her because you ain't her

[samantha @SScalfani]

I can't wait to have a baby shower for my future dog.

[samantha @SScalfani]

@ndreWMas Lmao

[samantha @SScalfani]

@LTwoDtoo Love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[samantha @SScalfani]

FYI the belt parkway looks like the world is ending.