Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽

Managing Partner @TheACG_Ag Certified Crop Advisor. UNL Alum. LEAD 37. Opinions are my own.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

then they should revolt.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: Cuba has begun distributing weapons to its civilians and is urging them to prepare for a foreign invasion, per CNN.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

The adoption of AutoPath™️ is net bullish.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Gauge: 0.15”
WeatherStation: 0.17”
RainDrop: 0.21”

Overnight.
Oakland NE

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

2026
May: 3.0” rain
April: 3.0” rain
March: 0.5” rain, 3” snow
Feb: 4” snow
Jan: 0.35” rain

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

2025
Dec: 0.60” rain, 1” snow
Nov: 0.55” rain, 4” snow
Oct: 0.65”
Sept: 4.25”
August: 3.15”
July: 10.25”
June: 8.80”
May: 3.00”
April: 1.15”
March: 11” snow, 1.95” rain
February: 11” snow
January: 4” snow

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

When my 3 yr old son gets after me for littering its easy to understand how the soviets got children to rat on their parents.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Gauge: 0.45”
WeatherStation: 0.39”
RainDrop: 0.37”

Overnight. Still raining.
Oakland NE

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

The adoption of AutoPath™️ is net bullish.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Gauge: 0.40”
WeatherStation: 0.36”
RainDrop: 0.36”
Yesterday afternoon / evening.
Oakland NE

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

@braunfarm Satire or not, the statement holds.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

This is an argument an idiot would make.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Gauge: 0.35”
WeatherStation: 0.32”
RainDrop: 0.41”

First rain in May.
Oakland NE

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

“We’d take a foot of rain.”

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

They do what?

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Amongst the many men at Menards today attempting to be patient with their wives.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Many game changing announcements like this getting outshined by the ufo stuff today..

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Prego, the pasta sauce company, is getting into hardware with a device that sits on your table and records dinner conversations, per the WIRED.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Hanta.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Every even numbered year since 2004.

SARS. Avian. Swine. Mers. Ebola. Zika. Ebola again. Rona.
And now tha monkeyz.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

wut

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientist finds “shortcut” to Mars that could cut round-trip travel time in half.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Strange times.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

FBI Director Kash Patel confirms UFO files have been delivered for release.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

It would have been something to be 18 in the 80’s and hit a AC/DC concert in their prime.

[Sam Schmidt 🇺🇸🌽 @SSchmidt87]

Odd.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: A group of more than a dozen dwarfs has reportedly raided the Church of Scientology.