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"Birkenstocks aren't really my style, they show your toes. But I'm thinking about going to get a pedicure so those Asian girls can play with my toes."

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*Scott walks up to the field and sings “It’s a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhooood”* 🎻🎺

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Ya guys like wiiiings?

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let’s get the team matching flip flops

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Scott: I have a new fad idea for our softball team. Everybody can cut off their toenails, and then we'll go viral. The headline will be 'Softball Team Cuts off Toenails Before National Tournament'

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Scott: You know what I say when I'm changing my grandsons diaper?

Kristina: What do you say, Scott?

Scott: Creamy dreaaaamy, JJ.

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"Watch these SPEED signs!"

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*umpire screams out of play VERY aggressively*

Scott: She would make a great ghost at a haunted house!

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Katie: “Scott have you had a mtn dew today?”
Scott: “I can count to 10”

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Scott “I know what pi is”
Someone else “3.14”
Scott “no cherry pie”