Darketgate

No you will not understand the context of the post.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Be in no doubt: Boris Johnson’s Conservatives caused this crisis by depriving our NHS of the funding it needs.

No wonder he can’t bring himself to look at the photo.

https://t.co/SEZhk4p1Zw

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Hot potato but it's not potato, it's just sadness.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

just tea bagging in the bath, brewing in me tea x

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Can get you shrooms and we can fuck in the star system... just kidding I’m a feminist

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

theres a time and a place, for interesting tastes.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Fuck like a duck for a buck

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

what would you do if we kissed under the dingleberries.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

just making my hairy hole into a Christmas tree, decorating it with clag nuts.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Yea my guts do smell like sewage by now.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Ayy I’m wonking ereee!

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

To be honest, if you told me like, eat that piece of garlic. I’d probably just do it.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you waddle away.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

I'm just way too average at way too many things 🙄

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Almond milk? More like errghmond milk ! 🤢🤮

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

It swims it slithers it walks, it can do anything

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Scientists don’t want you to know but being ketty is the same as being in zero g

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

I’ll gag all the way through but I’ll do it anyway.

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

I hope it tastes as good as it runs!

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

You should see my dads music taste, it’s massive!

[Darketgate @SShittalking]

Yea I know the feeling of the phone sliding down ya chest