Captain Shnutz

Maggie Rogers #1 fan

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For the love of goodness gracious. I was just trying to buy a phone 😂😂. Not land on the moon.

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@EdOgeronFan where are they at ?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait to start my diet tomorrow. This is the one

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Moooan day

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

Anthony Richardson reportedly “plans” to play around 6’4”, 255 pounds this season.

For reference, the average height of an NFL QB last season was 6’2 1/2.”

The average weight for an NFL QB last season was 219.8 pounds.

Derrick Henry, the NFL’s most feared rusher measures in at 6’3”, 247 pounds.

And the crazy thing is, Richardson ran the 40-yard dash 0.11 seconds faster than Henry.

The Colts rookie QB is an absolute ALIEN 😳

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

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Thoughts?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait for college football

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National GF day 🍻

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The X logo is lame bring back the bird

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Miguel Cabrera receives a standing ovation from the Miami crowd after leaving the game after his second double of the day

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Beers incoming #Friday

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

As of today, Training Camps for all 32 teams have officially begun - Some of the NFL Free Agents still available:

RB Dalvin Cook
WR Julio Jones
LB Melvin Ingram
QB Carson Wentz
WR Jarvis Landry
OT Taylor Lewan
LB Will Compton
OL DJ Fluker
DE Yannick Ngakoue
RB Ezekiel Elliott
QB Matt Ryan
TE Eric Ebron
CB Eli Apple
RB Kareem Hunt
LB Kwon Alexander
WR Kenny Golladay
DL Matt Ioannidis
RB Leonard Fournette
CB Casey Hayward
DT Ndamukong Suh
DE Jadeveon Clowney
DE Carlos Dunlap
TE Marcedes Lewis
CB Ronald Darby
S Logan Ryan
OT George Fant
S John Johnson
LB Kyle Van Noy
C Ben Jones
DE Robert Quinn
LB Zach Cunnigham
OG Dalton Risner
DT Shelby Harris
WR T. Y. Hilton
LB Jaylon Smith
DE Trey Flowers
OG Justin Pugh
CB Bryce Callahan
TE Cameron Brate
RB Kenyan Drake
LB Myles Jack
S Duron Harmon
OG Rodger Saffol
LB Anthony Barr
DL Akiem Hicks
S Ronnie Harrison
OG A.J. Cann
LB Justin Houston
K Robbie Gould
TE Maxx Williams
RB Darrell Henderson
CB Byron Jones
OG Gabe Jackson
S Andrew Adams
OT Eric Fisher
QB Teddy Bridgewater
WR N'Keal Harry

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Let’s go hogs

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Great news!! Just talked to my nephew for the past hour about dingers and we figured the whole thing out. All of it. We're definitely hitting a minimum of two more parlays before football season (probably).

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@LucilleBurdge Mommy

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Whoever is mowing at PNC park you are a dog.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

NFL GMs when a running back turns 25

[ClutchPoints MLB @ClutchpointsMLB]

Wiz Khalifa tossed out the first pitch at the Pirates game 🔥

(via @MLB)

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

40 more days until college football is back 🗣️