Sidney Spence

I’m like...really good at staring off into the middle distance. I clench my teeth. Pbbbbbt... let’s see, let’s see...I despise butter. So... provocateur?

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@DateDateline This is brutal 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@kathleenmadigan I may need to fly down to Florida JUST to see your show at The Villages 🤣🤣🤣

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@DatelineNBC @dateline_dennis thank you so much for leading by example in your use of the phrase “die by suicide,” rather than “commit suicide.” It is important and it doesn’t go unnoticed 💜; #suicideawareness

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@AldiUSA what in the WHAT is going on?! I go into my local aldi expecting to see the faces of the workers I’ve come to know for years, and there are now self checkout lanes?! And several workers have had to quit. What is @AldiUSA even thinking?!

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@DateDateline Too roight! Hey when are we getting another Katie episode?! 😭

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@DateDateline I’m re-listening to “dead man talking” and cracking. UP.
You guys bring me so much joy 💜🤣

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@Apple can we get some more ginger emojis please? 👩🏼‍🦰🧑‍🦰🙏🏻

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Going back through @DateDateline from the beginning and enjoying you guys so much. I didn’t really enjoy @DatelineNBC until I found you guys a few years ago, and got to “know” all the cast. I still only listen, not watch, maybe one day I’ll actually “watch along” haha

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I just saw a @Butterfinger commercial WITHOUT Bart Simpson! What?!?!

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@Lowes have you guys lost your minds? There is now only one regular checkout point at my Lowe’s! All other registers are self checkout! This is an absolute disaster.

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@Starbucks bring back mah raspberry syrup!! #starbucks #theonlyacceptableberry #dotherightthing!

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@DateDateline “It’s HOT!”

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@littlecaesars ….Guys…dudes…really?

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@DateDateline I didn’t even know we could do that!

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I have come to the realization that a large portion of my day is taken up by repeatedly inquiring of my cats, dog: “Why are yew sho cuteshhh?!?!” Oxygen choices.

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@nataliebannon @DateDateline This!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@DateDateline Katie! Stop cramping my style, Katie! 🤣

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@DateDateline what are you guys thinking of Brenda’s ex, Matthew? 🤔 (Behind Door 813)

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@Nannyogg63 @LizWhatsherface 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@kathleenmadigan @bucees I saw my first one of these a few months back and immediately thought of you 🤣🤣