Jered Snyder

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations, and your not in this world to live up to mine.

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@Fetterhoff82 Parris for president

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@aleesonrae Like it’s the first time…

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@SirYacht_ More specifically A1 steak sauce

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Josh Gordon returning to the Browns after Ohio legalized Marijuana 10 years later

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@Fetterhoff82 Deep fry them and thank me later

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@SirYacht_ The only reason they can’t is because all 4 teams are terrible

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@RealEmirHan

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@aleesonrae Omw to shit in it

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@epagenkopf9 I like that analysis. I take that back though Colbie Caillat is definitely 🐐

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@PeterMontavo This strictly depends on where from lol

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Every voice inside sings a different song

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Ohhh that triangle cut bun

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@TrentLyons14 Yes

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“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks” - Abraham Lincoln

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Today is a fucking day from hell

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When we were younger adults always told us we wouldn’t be able to have kids from hitting each other in the balls…. Look at us now

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“The dam will fail, it’s only a matter of time” - Raymond Reddington

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@andreabpicard17 A bunch of boxes to carry in on your lunch breaks

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Can’t sleep? Order $500 of shit on Amazon. Follow me for more advise