Simon Spreadsheet PHD

Working on short-longterm investing solutions to quantitative finance problems within the banking-fintech industry.

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chipotle i ❤️ you

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Secretary was given out holiday pours at the work happy hour today

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was doing a white house tour and my ex was also doing at tour at the same time #whatthefuck

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@Bobbysqueaks Windy day, Bobby

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@vinny45x Every failure is a lesson!

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@bizzybones0 ball up top Bones.

- Simon PHD

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Grok pls help me

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revolutionary takes here on X

[sosa @liversore]

Rape is bad ngl

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@ceykagons that would include seeing you, i think

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she posted this on threads, an app built by a company founded by a man

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@RoKhanna every post you make is just rage bait atp

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@brockpierson yes

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goldman sachs MD dad

[Lyra @Lyracutevibes]

What's the most attractive non-physical trait?

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the smell of someone who engagement bates on X

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

Cigarette smoke has to be one of the worst smells ever.

What's a smell that's even worse?

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instead of networking for IB recruitment this child is just laying about doing nothing. this highlights real issues with the lazy younger generations

[Didier Lopes @didier_lopes]

Pretraining is over. Time for post-training.

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this team is a fucking disgrace. nuke the program atp. same shit as last world cup

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lock in

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reviving this account after a year of being on unpaid sabbatical and my feed is in shambles rn

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according to my calculations belgium sucks and America is literally the greatest country ever #sorted

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let’s freaking go

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Proper Brit tonight