StorytellerSteerpike

Master of Dungeons, Creator of Multiverses, Teller of Stories. When you find a magic item its because I put it there!

[StorytellerSteerpike @SSteerpike]

@dungeoncraft I would say that the movie felt like a very well orchestrated 5e table session. It had moments of the PCs making a crazy plan without allowing the DM to take the outs presented. It had moments of monster descriptions that were probably laughed at by the table. It was fun 2023 5e.

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@PatrickRothfuss It's cute that so many people here have kids that appreciate things, or at least the belief that children appreciate things.

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@jodimullen @LordGrimdark Cheese traps don't last forever.

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Went as #WhirrunofBligh from @LordGrimdark #TheHeroes to the #Carolina #RenaissanceFestival

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@RealChrisSays All pizza sizes are personal if you try hard enough.

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Strange choice for #RingsOfPower to cast such a recognizable actor to play the warg.

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@Epidiah Marvel superheroes

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@neilhimself How come John Dee wasn't played by a horrific skeleton man?

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@Psycho_P_Adour library card to the library of Alexandria.

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@mattcolville Tiamat

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@mattcolville D&D LAN party?

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@mattcolville The existance of a minotaur implies the existance of Minos.

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@BDaveWalters 100% so... do I get gift card to Media Play or Cuircut City?

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@2xproficiency Well dang... now I want to scrap the game I'm running to make this.

[Bub @BubTalks]

I need help and I'm scared to ask for it. Trying to fund raise four upcoming surgeries to start my life over.

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Thanks everyone. 💙

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@mattcolville "We don't want to go to war today, but the lord of the lash says, 'nay nay nay'. So we're gonna march all day and night and more... becuase we are the slaves of the dark lords war... Where there's a whip there's a way! Where there's a whip, there's a way!"

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@mattcolville This is nice because, I am a Matt... and i can pretend like I have an audience.

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@HankrinFerinale Vegan power!

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@boymonster That statement alone makes me feel like you are probably in your own head. You are clearly a caring, inclusive, and respectful person. Knock it off. You're good.

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@KyleShire A repo man from Waterdeep.