Shrimp Swandre

Alaskan Immortals Shadow (RIV) | Edited for clarity + translated from an indeterminate undersea dialect | he/they/it's | One foot tall cyborg pistol shrimp 🔫🦐

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

[RECORDING RECOVERED - FEBRUARY 25, 1983]

*drinking water, gasping*

Don't be nervous. It's just Blaseball. Ultra League's a good experience for ya...

*inhale, exhale*

Alaska Forever.

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@tacoblaseball uh speaking from experience i went to the hall idunno folks 🤷

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@tacoblaseball big :0

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@CritsManhattan yeah

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@CritsManhattan true. we're one of a kind :D

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@CritsManhattan hey I do! :0

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@CritsManhattan alaska forever? 🌟

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@tacoblaseball :)

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@AK_Immortals @CritsManhattan 🔫🦐😎

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

... I'M AWAKE?!? Uh

Immortals?
Tacos? What's goin on?

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@AK_Immortals
*tugs on Metaphorical Jersey*

@tacoblaseball apparently really likes me if u wanna put in a good word for my resume :)

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@CritsManhattan yeah I guess we are um

I guess its like when I was playin on those weird red crabs for a bit

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@CritsManhattan hell yeah crits

happy to be in the blue and yellow again :)

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

The Hawai'i Fridays?
The Breath Mints.?

...Parker :(

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

:)

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

[RECORDING RECOVERED - OCTOBER 27, 1983]

I still can't believe I'm part of the Ult- oops er, Internet League Championship Alaskan Immortals!

Gotta practice.

I don't wanna let them down.

*charges up arm cannon*

Alaska Forever.

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

@tacoblaseball P-Parker? What happened to him? 😨😰

[Shrimp Swandre @SSwandre]

wow, uh, thanks Los Angeles Tacos! Still dunno why you're unlimited. unlimited kindness? yeah i'll take it. thanks!

[LA Unlimited Tacos @tacoblaseball]

keeping it up