Witty Twisters Fashions and Accessories

Witty Twisters has sexy, funny, and thought-provoking adult humor fashions and accessories that fit your lifestyle and give you experiences of a lifetime.

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Tokin' funny 420 stoner t-shirt

Jim Carrey was smokin' in the Mask, but on this funny stoner t-shirt, you're Tokin' instead. If you smoke joints, then get Tokin' to celebrate 420, or to wear at pot parties and such.
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Ready To Tumble

When you drink are you Ready To Rumble, or more like Ready To Tumble? If your footing is less than sure when you're drinking or you're Irish, wear this funny drunk drinkers t-shirt on St. Patrick's Day and every day.
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Mother's Day gift fashions for mother-loving gifts

Buy Mother's Day gifts for an under-appreciated woman for the lowest prices and high quality. For today's woman who is a mother that is empowered. Be the best version of yourself.
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PHAT Pretty Hot And Tasty

If you love fast food, then wear this funny fast food t-shirt that says burgers and fries are PHAT, aka pretty hot and tasty. This PHAT isn't about women, it's about the love of eating at fast food restaurants.
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Bottoms Up Tank Top

Bottoms Up is a call to finish one's drink, but on this funny adult humor sleeveless shirt, it's about women's butts in the air. If you like rear ends, become a Rear Admiral when you wear this sexy jersey and start from the bottom up.
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Bare Witness - Sweatshirt

To Bear Witness is to show that something exists or is true, but on this sexy nudity shirt for nudists, naturists, or exhibitionists it's about being witness to a bare naked woman flashing in public or on a nude beach maybe.
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4 out of 5 dentists want to kick your teeth in Hoodie

4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident was the original ad, but on this witty adult humor hooded sweatshirt 4 out of 5 dentists want to kick your teeth in. Why? Because they need the work of course.
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Free Floating Makes Better Motorboating - Tank Top

When it comes to motorboating this sexy shirt is about women's boobs being motorboated without a bra. Women who don't wear bras make it easier to get motorboated.
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Cryosphere Shrinkage Is much worse than what happens to men Woven Tote Bag

Earth's Cryosphere is the extent of snow & ice cover on Earth's surface & it's shrinking. It's a critical factor in cooling the planet & it's responding to warming temperatures.
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Caution Slippery When Wet Sign - Vehicle Air Freshener

There are the traffic, pool, and floor warning signs, but this sexy, sexually suggestive fragrant automobile accessory is all about women getting wet and becoming slippery during sex.
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Cat Fight Club Softstyle T-Shirt

Fight Club is a film where an insomniac forms an underground fighting arena. A cat one is almost the same but with women fighting. Buy this sexy movie humor parody shirt for women because membership has its privileges.
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Canadian Slapstick Men's Puffer Jacket

It's a type of physical comedy with broad humour, absurd situations, and vigorous, violent action. Canada has the same thing but with Hockey instead. Wear this funny Hockey winter coat and score big with the savings.
https://t.co/Kl7yGuMUqN

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Beach Bum - Champion Crop Top

Here is a Champion crop top about beach bums with sexy adult humor for women who love being the sexiest they can be. This sexy cropped shirt celebrates bikini butts and the women who show them, including on the streets.
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Bare Yoor Pair Beach Towels

Here are beach towels for men or women with the funniest saying for nudists and nudity lovers who love being naked. These adult humor accessories celebrate women going topless and showing their tits including on nude beaches.
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These clothes don't promote nudity but I do Softstyle T-Shirt

This sexy adult humor top for female nudists is for women who want to promote nudism when clothes aren't optional. Wear this and let others know that your outfit doesn't promote it, but you do.
https://t.co/1B9q9N08ba

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Mother's Day gift fashions for mother-loving gifts

Buy Mother's Day fashions for an under-appreciated woman for the lowest prices and high quality. For today's woman who is a mother who is empowered. Be the best version of yourself.
https://t.co/2x3fojSY1k

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Let Me Be Perfectly Queer

Queer is a word describing sexual & gender identities other than straight and cisgender. Lesbian, gay, bisexual, & transgender people all identify with the word queer. With this funny LGBTQ t-shirt, you can be perfectly queer.
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Herbologist - Give Me Some And I'll Test It

A herbologist is a person who studies how plant essences can be used to help heal and treat ailments and health issues. This kind of herbologist studies marijuana and smokes it.
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Don't kiss a gift whore on the mouth. Sweatshirt

Don't be ungrateful when you receive a gift. Whores, on the other hand, don't like being kissed and will get pissed off. Prostitutes do have their rules with kissing and licking being off the table.
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Bikers Don't Die They Move Along - Long-Sleeve Tee

Motorcycle riders and bikers are not the same things and cops treat them much differently too. Most bikers get used to cops telling them to move along and this biker shirt uses that to describe dying.
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