Another night, another update!
Huge thanks to everyone who's still following along.
4/20 is rapidly approaching. Tell your friends, family, and trench groups. This will be THE 4/20 play.
Can anyone this of a better ticker for 4/20 than $Cannabis?
How about a better use case than a fully automated setup where the plant is being grown by Claude AI? 😎 🌱
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Ayo nightly update!
Tried to get an angle to show the vertical growth.
Due to some personal IRL constraints the giveaway winners will be announced on 4/20. I hope you all understand. I wanted to have them shipped to arrive on 420, but life simply had other plans.
OK OFFICIALLY SUBMITTED FOR THE @Pumpfun#Hackathon
I still don't like the video, but I hit my "Just do something" point before I chickened out. There is so much more I wanted to talk about in terms of the future and goals of the project, but 3 minutes simply is not enough time.
I'm sorry if the video makes you cringe, I know it makes me cringe, but I just had to get it out of the way as its been weighing on me heavily the least few days (since I realized I had to make a video)
Name another dev with a family and kids who locked his supply and sets alarms ⏰ to go off in the middle of the night incase anything goes wrong with his AI automated grow room.
$Cannabis #CannaClaude#Claude#AI $SOL $Solana #Cannabis
Little visual update before lights out for ClaudeX soon. Slowly she's growing a little bit everyday.
She has a curled leaf not really sure why. My first instinct is that it's the light, but I've had the intensity low and moooore than enough height so I'm not too sure.
Stablecoins issuance in contraction is a classic signature of a later stage bear market.
In particular, when about to enter or entering capitulation.
We are not "entering a bear market." It's been one. We're trying to get to the "end of a bear market." Then, "accumulation."
Good morning everyone! Some small updates I've got for you from watching the system and playing around with things.
-In the event of equipment failure the system successfully goes into "emergency equilibrium" mode sustaining the best possible target climate until equipment is fixed.
-If equipment is disconnected physically from the controller and reconnected it automatically is discovered and used again
-If the server goes down or the controller loses connection to the software it automatically holds the last equilibrium speed levels until connection is restored.
I'm sure to some this isn't much, but a system that can hold its own and recover with minimal human intervention is important for trusting the autonomy of it all.
I have a lot of really cool ideas I'm exited to share with you all, but I gotta figure out how to kick some volume for funding first.
The banks are PISSING THEMSELVES.
They’ve just realized that some autistic crypto startup in a WeWork with $20 million in T‑Bills and a React front-end is about to nuke the entire $17 trillion U.S. deposit base…
…by offering 4.9% yield on a stablecoin while JPMorgan gives you 0.01% and a debit card that expires in two years.
“BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR” – every bank lobbyist ever
Now the banking system, this Godzilla made of soy, duct tape, and 11,000 physical branches, is whining to Congress like:
“This isn’t fair! If people can earn yield on dollars outside the bank… they might leave the bank!”
No shit. That’s the point. You locked everyone into a zero‑yield Ponzi for a decade while printing $7 trillion, and now you’re shocked people want out?
What’s next, are you gonna sue water for being wet?
This is a regulatory street fight between code and bureaucracy, between global liquidity that settles in five seconds and the rotting husk of Bretton Woods wearing a suit made of FDIC pamphlets.
And guess what?
The White House is hosting peace talks.
Yes.
Trump’s team just invited Circle and Coinbase to sit down with Jamie Dimon and tell him that the future of dollars may not involve Jamie Dimon.
Can you imagine the mood in that meeting?
“Hi Jamie, meet Brian from Circle. He tokenizes T-Bills with six engineers and a Discord server. He’s taking 3% of your deposits and none of your regulatory costs. Thoughts?”
The reality is that every time one of these banks says “we’re concerned about financial stability,” what they mean is:
“Please don’t let these crypto goblins disrupt our ability to harvest yield off the lower-middle class with 18% credit cards and 0% checking accounts.”
They want protection rackets codified into law.
Like “you can’t offer yield on stablecoins unless you’re a licensed bank,”
aka:
“We missed the boat, so let’s blow up the dock.”
Banks can’t compete.
Let’s model it:
A bank: 11,000 branches, 75,000 tellers, legacy core systems from 1982, and a CFO who thinks Solana is a fish.
Circle: 25 people, 100% T-Bill backing, 24/7 redemptions, yield streamed on-chain like Netflix.
Now let me make this brutally simple... Who wins?
The guys with marble lobbies or the protocol that turns dollars into yield-bearing bearer assets?
The banks are playing defense against stablecoin yield... but what happens when it clicks that stablecoins are just a transition vector to full monetary exit?
What happens when people use stablecoins to bootstrap into Bitcoin treasuries with self-custody?
You go from “5% yield off Circle’s T-Bill stack” to “30% CAGR in purchasing power in a bearer asset that can’t be diluted and lives outside the IMF death loop.”
That’s endgame stuff.
The banks are scared of USDC + USDT.
Wait until every mom in Omaha is yield farming STRC dividends from their Roth IRAs using a Lightning app.
We’re replacing the entire fiat architecture with a monetary black hole.
https://t.co/FgXOFs2ikL
Ok everyone.
For the ones who trusted in me till this point and the community.
5% from buybacks locked.
8% total locked until 4/20/2027.
Taking a break from buybacks to start building the new hardware. (and bills😅)
https://t.co/IH6nYqmDhY
Everybody please be kind and say hello to our baby girl ClaudeX.
Gonna be working on making the learning logs available for everyone today. :)
Another beautiful day here at CannaClaude.
Ok this is going to be a roadmap mega thread for CannaClaude.
WHERE WE ARE NOW
-Claude analyzing grow conditions every 5 min
-Multi-device control (exhaust, fans, humidifier, lights)
-Custom dashboard with a terminal aesthetic
-Working system via Home Assistant bridge
But HA is a single point of failure and the goal was never just give Claude control of an already functioning product.