Stephhhhh.

UNT alumna 🥔🏳️‍🌈probably asleep

[Stephhhhh. @ST3PH000]

@theestallion thank you for this album 😭😭😭😭

[K. @kamerynsimonne]

I love how everyone is in their cozy pj's & natural state because the guys aren't around. To be a woman is to perform 😭

[big ang @pettyspagheti]

she said “i’m mr moseby” nah girl ur esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa tamírez. #loveislandusa

[Cory Wurtenberger @corywurtnberger]

just now finding out that all of Jared and my girthchecks were off-feeds #girthcheck

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This what happens when you elect people with a backbone

[deva @itsjustme__dee]

Wrap this nba shit up. I’m ready for football season.

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[Brian 🇲🇽🇧🇷 @_Braizen]

Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

[oontz oontz @knotBoots]

The burglar chose the wrong home everybody know he does not play about that girl

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

A 13-year-old Canadian kid uploaded R&B covers to YouTube in 2008 from his bedroom. A talent manager named Scooter Braun stumbled on the videos and signed him.

For the next 15 years, Braun controlled everything. Tours, branding, business deals, public image. The kid became the biggest pop star on the planet, sold 150 million records, racked up 32 billion Spotify streams, and had three Diamond-certified singles before turning 25.

Then in 2022, he got hit with Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Partial facial paralysis. Cancelled the world tour. Disappeared from public life entirely.

Here's where it gets interesting.

In January 2023, he sold his entire 290-song catalog to Hipgnosis for $200 million. Every song he'd ever released. "Baby." "Sorry." "Love Yourself." All of it. Gone. At 28 years old, he cashed out his past.

Then he dropped Scooter Braun. After 15 years. No manager. No agent. For the first time in his career, nobody was making decisions for him.

Fast forward to this weekend. Coachella calls. He picks up the phone himself. Rolling Stone confirmed he negotiated his own headlining deal directly with Goldenvoice. No agent commission. No manager cut. $10 million for two weekends, and he kept all of it.

Then he walked onto the biggest stage in music, sat down behind a MacBook, and pulled up YouTube.

He played "Baby" from 2010. He played his bedroom covers from 2008. He harmonized with his 13-year-old self in front of 100,000 people. Katy Perry joked about whether he had YouTube Premium.

Half the internet called it lazy. The other half called it genius.

They're both wrong. It was a receipt.

He sold his catalog for $200 million. He fired the man who discovered him. He negotiated his own deal. And then he went back to the exact platform where it all started and said: I built this from a laptop. I'm headlining Coachella from a laptop. And for the first time in my life, every dollar is mine.

The kid from YouTube just closed the loop.

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

Costco has done more for me than the government ever has

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Science is FINALLY starting to catch up:

- The quality of sperm affects women's health during pregnancy.
- The egg determines which sperm gets fertilized.
- Men can carry the bacteria that cause bacterial vaginosis (BV) and can transfer it to women.
- Men's sperm ages, and they are on a biological clock.

I empathize with all the women who were shamed and blamed for these issues when it was actually due to men!

[goma @soigomaa]

Funny how most restaurants are full of male chefs, but at home it's magically a woman's duty. Basically, when it's an unpaid job, it's 'for women.' When it's profitable, suddenly it's a 'man's passion.'

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

he should go into acting cause a pro football player turned FBI agent is a good 5-7 season show on CBS

[Brett @Brett_Pats]

Lol you have to be kidding me

[ً @prinkasusa]

your SPOUSE is the one who’ll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who’ll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you’re ever too sick to stand. this isn’t just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it’s about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn’t enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life’s ugly parts... that’s what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won’t carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it’s HARD TO LOVE

[cupid ꕤ @ppastlife]

me and the other 3 people who don’t gaf about stranger things

[Makenna @makennarhicks]

My life as a woman changed when I learned that crying is necessary and actually a way our bodies release cortisol/other toxins built up during emotionally stressful periods.

Crying also releases endorphins/oxytocin which are natural pain relievers, hence why you feel so much better after a good cry. Ladies, cry if you need to!

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

He actually old now 🥺 I'm sad.

[♑︎ @Prieltheehottie]

This is why I go so hard for Meg. The way ppl talk about her is not normal and dehumanizing. Ts is sick and uncalled for