Simon

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Happy Nude Year everyone!
#HappyNudeYear

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@ZainabSana2622 In your example you chose two Parallels that are anything but parallel. But I see where you were heading.

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@UnorthodoxGray @ZainabSana2622 And your entire statement is a generalisation on the entirety of males, you need to grow up before I answer any more of questions you so obviously need answered

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@XxMythxX01 @ZainabSana2622 Typing in caps doesn't make me more enthused in your subject, but I do agree wholeheartedly.

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Just for the love of the game. They can't delete all of these tweets.

[Izzy 🐀 @rules_of_izzy]

@MikeTappTweets

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@Domi1009 @Rainmaker1973 Whoever went second would win. Kinda easy to understand.

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@jimsgravitas @ThatEricAlper Hello Satan.

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@ThatEricAlper The battery cover from every telly remote.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Americans

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@NoContextHumans It isn't easy. This guy is Jose Monkey, and he explains each find.

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@gregwhitworth @UnkUserError402 @it_unprofession DING!

[TRUMP-IS-A-PEDOPHILE @Felon47Sucks]

@JamesTate121 @DianaCialino

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@AnnFowlerAvery @JamesTate121 @Liligirl88 Just an FYI, that image is fake. The Sun newspaper never had their leader at the bottom of the page, ever.
I agree with the sentiment though, don't get me wrong.

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@NoContextBrits Bill Burr's a laugh. I'd take his roast with a pinch of sugar. Now the real hate is for yanks who actually do believe our food is bad.

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@GiJaneC @NoContextBrits And he built his second career in England. Silly girl says silly things.

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@Unstablemillin1 @NoContextBrits A ginger girl broke your heart, didn't she?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

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@MakeMoreJokes @floboflo Little white children are in need of the most protection from their own parents and close relatives. Look at the abuse stats. It's aaaaalways someone close. People like you like to take the 1/100 that's it's some random, and publicise those stories though.

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@Matthew96296853 @fesshole Quick explanation; people submit " 'fesses" to the @fesshole account and they publish it. Any quality control? No, but it posted Fess isn't made by the account... probably...

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@FromTipToToeXX @EmmaUncovered @fesshole Imagine lying that Australian media discusses mass migration in the UK as if Australia isn't on the internet.
You're one of those people who thinks that if they say something with enough confidence, other people will believe it.

Silly joey.

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@DaniMayakovski Please leave Mr Bean out of this. He's silly, but still has his intelligence.