Survive the Agonizing Bad News

🗡️The OFFICIAL "survive the agonizing bad" news account yo🗡️

They/It- Jasper🗡️
She/They/It- Marz 🐇

#survivetheagonizingbad

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Yo yo yo!! We're the OFFICIAL Stab News account!! There are TWO admins, you can tell us apart by the icons we attach to our posts!!
Jasper-🗡️
Marz-🐇
#survivetheagonizingbad

links below!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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STAB IS HIRING SCRIPTERS!
The team is a bit short on scripters, and they seek to finish an upcoming bad by July 17th! If you're a scripter and wish to work on STAB (and get paid), go over here https://t.co/5NWMVXdyPR and message Animator!
ok bye
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walks in and turns the lights on
we're back.

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🗡<ANNOUNCEMENTS>🗡

Did he poison me?
He calls for help.
People run to help.
HE MUST HAVE.

FRAUD from Identity Fraud is the FOURTH BAD IN THE ROSTER!!

#Survivetheagonizingbad #IdentityFraud

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🗡️<ANNOUNCEMENTS>🗡️

Scout is dead.

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also stab averages like 10 players a day, i dont think its popular enough to warrant a fully maintained and running news account LOL
we'll be back soon!!

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Sorry I haven't said this sooner, but me and Stab News 2 have decided to take a break from this account, due to both of us not doing too well mentally. Hope you guys understand! - Jasper 🗡️

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🗡️<PATCHES>🗡️
They removed the Brawler class!!

Thank fucking god man

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🗡️<MINOR LEAKS>🗡️
maaan *buuurp* these devs are such vagueposteeers 😂😂😂😂😂 just like... vagueposting lords up in here 😂😂😂😂 yep!

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🗡️<MINOR LEAKS>🗡️
tophat guy subject_0 redesign i THINK! THINK! THINK!

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🗡️<MINOR LEAKS>🗡️
The NEXT BAD is receiving an EXE-inspired skin!! Here's the designs and their music to accompany them!! The images are named "2008x" and "2017x" respectively. Both will be playable variants!!
designs drawn by @/johnnydoeling

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🗡️<N/A>🗡️

Here's a POSSIBLE upcoming redesign for KillerKyle!! Everybody hates the current one like really bad so I'm sure this'll be coming in the near future!

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Remade CROUCH icon!!

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Here's the rest of his moveset!! the CROUCH one is being remade but I dont wanna be a bum ok?ok

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🗡️<MINOR LEAKS>🗡️

Here's Red Robin's upcoming REMODEL!! Coming in the next major update!!

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🗡️<MAJOR LEAKS>🗡️

A video titled "Welcome Home" was posted in teasers!! In the Explorer, we can see two folders named "where are you" and "im sorry"
POSSIBLY a new map!!

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🗡️<PATCHES>🗡️

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game:https://t.co/KDNqHGddna
discord:https://t.co/DdsMbRG0CU
group yo!:https://t.co/fftWe8snr4
wiki:https://t.co/Qcl32p366k

[Survive the Agonizing Bad News @STABnews]

Yo yo yo!! We're the OFFICIAL Stab News account!! There are TWO admins, you can tell us apart by the icons we attach to our posts!!
Jasper-🗡️
Marz-🐇
#survivetheagonizingbad

links below!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Survive the Agonizing Bad News @STABnews]

🗡️<minor leaks>🗡️

MistyIsland has had its size downscaled! its now half the original size!

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🗡️<Patches>🗡️

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Here's the rest of his moveset!! the CROUCH one is being remade but I dont wanna be a bum ok?ok

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🗡️>MINOR LEAKS<🗡️

The BADS (or just KillerKyle) are FINALLY getting PROPER ABILITY ICONS!! Here's a little PEAK at Kyle's 👀👀👀

this is the template now ok?ok