Phasma

Commander of the First Order Troopers.

[Phasma @STCPhasma]

Current betting pool.
@MotivationalSl and @MotivationalHux will finally bone:

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@MotivationalHux I don't think I want to know.

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@RxCadre I am suspicious of this but I will give you the benefit right now. Don't make me regret it.

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I forgot this thing existed. I hope my troopers have been behaving.

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@MotivationalHux It was inspiring, Sir.

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@MotivationalHux I admire your confidence.

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@MotivationalHux Some are asking how you would handle being called a DILF, should you and the Supreme Leader have children. What would you tell your kids?

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@MotivationalHux Very well.

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@MotivationalHux Just saying. Maybe invest in some rubbers AND pills AND maybe some snipping if you don't want kids.

Saw it happen all the time on Parnassos- even if most of the kids didn't make it past five.

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@MotivationalHux All due respect, Hux... you go at it like gizka, and he's... well.

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@MotivationalHux My bet is on kids, what with how you two go at it. There's always that .1% failure rate, you know.

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@MotivationalHux Typical marriage milestones for one. Pet names in public. Accidentally wearing an article of each other's clothing. Kids. Anniversary or divorce.

That sort of thing.

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@MotivationalHux There will be other opportunities.

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@MotivationalHux Three hundred thousand credits. It was dissolved due to a technicality. The technicality being you two getting married.

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@MotivationalHux No. I do miss the betting pools, though.

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@MotivationalHux Respectfully, Sir, I feel I opened a Sarlacc pit with that.

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......I'm going back to the gym.

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Now THAT was a good sparring match.

I would like to make this a regular thing, if you are amicable, @MaetraAervon

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@MaetraAervon Be warned, I will not go easy on you simply because I am nearly two feet taller than you.

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@MaetraAervon I hope you brought water and a ration bar or two- I am well rested and ready for multiple rounds.

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@MaetraAervon @MotivationalHux Excellent. I will be in exercise room 4B in fifteen minutes.