-don’t watch Euphoria
-don’t call your girlfriend your “partner”
-don’t own a dog under 50lbs
-lift weights
-go for walks
-don’t follow Instagram models
-don’t cheat on your girlfriend
-stay up til 2AM with your girlfriend’s dad on Christmas Eve watching Saving Private Ryan
-call your friends for no reason
-treat customer service employees kindly
-take random moments throughout your week to be grateful for your health
@aleksnevel this one is just plain stupid, it seems to come from a misunderstanding of "america is 60% white" becoming "white americans have an average of 40% nonwhite admixture" but 90%+ of whites in america have none
"italians arent white"
not funny
"spaniards arent white"
not funny
"amerimutt"
not funny
"irish arent white"
not funny
"poles arent white or human"
still remains as funny as it is true to this day, possibly forevermore
@aleksnevel this one is just plain stupid, it seems to come from a misunderstanding of "america is 60% white" becoming "white americans have an average of 40% nonwhite admixture" but 90%+ of whites in america have none
wop just doesn't work as a slur, its even worse than cracker. nobody has ever been offended at being reminded that they are a Roman BVLL. fucking broke slav monkey
@JustinIggeurEsq i think i certainly ruined it for myself by overdoing it, i found a liquor i love too much and started drinking it way too often just because of the flavor and got drunk incidentally
this stuff
DONT END UP LIKE ME
@javascroll i got interrogated by a teacher because she thought i cheated on a test, walked to my car after i got out of that, and then my front bumper got torn 90% off by the curb so its a solid 6.5/10 day
my normie brother cant go 2 months without a girlfriend and keeps on bringing strange landwhales from dating apps home & is now mad at me for suggesting that he should have some sort of weight limit