( he looks astonished for a moment. )
if i could afford a bunch of these bad boys, i wouldn’t be stuck listening to a black parasitic asshole ordering me around.
not like i’d be willing to put more beans in mira’s pockets anyway.
( shrug. )
pick your answer. ‘m not picky.
“ LITERALLY NOTHING! aside from the one time I stole a vial from that blue doctor. and everything else. but like ASIDE from that, nothing. not like you have a clean criminal record either, if I had to bet. “
[ crossing their arms, tail flicking back and forth behind him. ]
[ the green impostor all but trembles with rage. they throw the crushed remains of the tracker into a wall. ]
“ a fate worse than death. if only there was some other innocent crewmate for you to torment. because I have NEVER done anything in my life to deserve this treatment. “
( holding in the urge to burst into laughter — a snort at least escapes. )
.. nah. not like there’s anyone around to mess with lately.
( there’s at least another twelve of those stashed in their pocket. repeatedly tossing one of the devices & catching it in their hand. )
[ hunter didn’t care enough to look at the perpetrator the first time. or the second. it gets until the eighth that they finally whip around, grabbing the tracker in their hand and crushing it. ]
“ oh my god . do you have NOTHING BETTER to do with your life ???? “
HELLO CREWMATES. TODAY. I'VE LEARNED A NEW WORD.
AURAFARMING.
IM AURAFARMING.
I THINK. I HEARD MAROON SAYING THAT. AND I SEARCHED IT. SO I'M AN AURAFARMER. WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK.