SCARECROW

STICH AND DITCH (construction parody run by @smg4weed)

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@WizzurdNPC ER. YES, I'M FINE.

JUST HAD A . . DISAGREEMENT WITH SOMEONE.

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@The_Scient1st OK OK FINE I'M LEAVING.

GEEZ LOUIS . .

( He rushes out the door, tripping over himself a few times. )

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@The_Scient1st WHAT? AW . .

( He sadly kicks at the ground, turning aroundly slowly. )

FINE . . I'LL LEAVE, I GUESS . . SIGH . .

( He moved slowly, looking back every couple of seconds. His head hung low. )

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@The_Scient1st . . MAYBE.

IT'S NOT MUCH OF A BIG DEAL, ANYWAY. I CAN STITCH MYSELF BACK TOGETHER.

( He shrugs. )

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@The_Scient1st YOU CAN PUNISH ME, IF YOU'D LIKE. SOMEONE LIKE ME DESERVES IT FOR BEING OH SO RUDE, NO?

I'M SURE I CAN HANDLE IT!

( This guy's a FREAK! )

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@The_Scient1st HMM . .

( He paused. )

YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS QUITE DISRESPECTFUL OF ME. I APOLOGIZE.

PERHAPS WE CAN . . MAKE UP, SOMEHOW.

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@The_Scient1st I LIKE TO SEE HOW YOU REACT. BY THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, I CAN TELL YOU LIKE IT A LITTLE BIT, NO?

( He giggled, tilting his head. )

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@The_Scient1st I REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY. LOOK AT YOU, GETTING ALL FLUSTERED. IT MAKES YOU LOOK SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL, DARLING.

( Where did THIS come from? )

I CAN'T HELP IT WHEN IT'S YOU. YOU'RE TOO INCAPTIVATING.

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@The_Scient1st HMM . .

( Idea! He suddenly remembered what Scientist had told him the other idea. He stepped forward, standing directly behind them. )

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD REST, DEAR. WOULDN'T WANT TO TIRE YOURSELF OUT, HM?

( He brings his hands to their waist gently. )

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@The_Scient1st ( He pushed open the door, stepping inside. )

HELLO, SCIENTIST.

HOW ARE YOU DOING ON THIS FINE EVENING?

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@th3m0urn1ngdoll WORRY NOT, I MEAN ABSOLUTELY NO HARM. IN FACT, I AM QUITE EXCITED TO FIND PEOPLE WHOLE ARE MORE 'SIMILAR' TO ME, IN A WAY.

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FASCINATING. DOLLS, HM?

I'M QUITE FAMILIAR WITH DOLLS MYSELF.

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SO BORED. I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN.

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GOOD MORROW.

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1. IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTREST TO STAY AWAY.

2. FEEL FREE TO STOP BY MY WORKSHOP.

3. PERHAPS. I CAN SEE WHEN I'M FREE.

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I'M NOT THAT BAD.

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@Weridblackgoo . . HOW RUDE.

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1. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT HER. SHE'S NOT ANYONE'S CONCERN ANYMORE.

2. I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, THOUGH I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT HAS LITTLE TO NO EFFECT ON ME. I AM MADE OF PLUSH.

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MUCH APPRECIATED!