STI Detection Unit

Sniffer dogs – patrolling the streets detecting STIs such as Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea and Syphilis. Followers must be 18+

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Have you been #bigspoon again? #checkyourprivatesinprivate http://t.co/BeaQD3vWv8 #STI #ad

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With over 12 million new cases of #syphilis every year, #checkyourprivatesinprivate before our dogs do it in public - http://t.co/NLKIGPMJPM

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Don't chance it with #chancroid… #checkyourprivatesinprivate - http://t.co/ZSAEL1Yoc4 #STI #ad

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It's most likely you'll show no #STI symptoms. You could be infected for all you know...

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Mycoplasma hominis. Ever heard of it? No? It's 1 of the 10 most common #STIs. #checkyourprivatesinprivate http://t.co/VKA2lKdmRX #ad

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This chap's obviously been gyrating on more than just the dance floor - http://t.co/9cGv2oWGS1 #exposed #STI #checkyourprivatesinprivate

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Get him a home #STI test (you'll be doing yourself a favour too). #checkyourprivatesinprivate - http://t.co/hh0tLETGqB #ad

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FACT of the Day: Syphilis can cause mental illness and other neurological disorders. #STIs #Facts

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When you see some of the things our dogs have to sniff out, you wonder why people ever have sex with anyone: http://t.co/3YVgtNdrwk #ad

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Are you harbouring an #STI like this poor chap http://t.co/amRBCjBVNt?

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Don't you just hate the way dogs keep sniffing around your nether regions when you're out for a walk? http://t.co/KtoqGj3Acn #STI #ad

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Think you're free from #STIs just because you don't have any symptoms? These dogs aren't so easily fooled.

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Watch this poor chap get caught out in front of his friends by the #STIdetectionunit dogs... http://t.co/3075m8rpaI

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We love the winter. But if you've been playing with the white stuff without wrapping up first, our dogs will know - http://t.co/JSZdi3zhYX

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Have you had a #randomactofkindness with someone recently? Better get checked http://t.co/SU9AzLf4KW #STI #ad

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Have you been exploring a few semis this month? Better #checkyourprivatesinprivate - http://t.co/rAqsXEXG7u #househunting #STI #ad

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Can you name the 10 most common #STIs? Our dogs can, and they're dogs. Don't be a silly sausage, test yourself today.

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#inthekitchen #inthelivingroom #onthesofa #inthegarage #gonorrhoea #discharge #awkwardconversation

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Don't get caught out in front of your mates like this poor chap - http://t.co/xQ0WISPFDs #STI

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How many times have you got your helmet off recently? Be sure about #STIs, #checkyourprivatesinprivate http://t.co/q48Iy6BNRT #ad #cricket