Dave Portnoy

I invented Barstool Sports. 6 time Super Bowl champ. Owner of #DDTG Global. Owner of A DraftKings Man.

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This sucks. You never want injuries to derail a season even for your arch enemy. Hope Sayin comes back better than ever. I guess we’re gonna get to see how good a coach Ryan Day is the rest of the way.

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Ohio State quarterback Julian Sayin is out indefinitely and is “doubtful” to return in the regular season.
https://t.co/oMC0SXfMV9

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Im watching the 2nd episode of Saban. I got tears in my eyes laughing at how Michigan State tried to fuck over Saban and ruined their program for like the next 100 years. Such a little brother move 😂😂😂

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Barstool Pizza Review - Verona Pizza (Maple Glen, PA) presented by @DKSports #DKPartner

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23-0 run from Pistons. Absolute brick show from deep from Celts. Seen this movie before. Gonna be a long season. They may pound bad teams but this team will struggle to score when defenses ratchet it up. This has to be a leap year

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RIP….. Drake Grey will try to make his papa proud

[TDN @theTDN]

Early Voting (Gun Runner), winner of the 2022 GI Preakness Stakes, has died at the age of seven following an acute onset of irreversible colic.

“He loved being a star and now he will live on through his prodigious progeny.”
https://t.co/hDeRnHXlK2

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The Barstool football show is coming to Hartford for the Cum Bowl on Friday. Any must hit pizza spots I need to try around Hartford?

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Davey Day Trader Presented by @krakenfx - October 20, 2026 https://t.co/c4FJGlYKQt

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Insane

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“Ohhhh that was 4th down”

Did Dan Quinn not know what down it was???

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Dave Portnoy SUPERBOWL CONTENDER RANKINGS (the only rankings that matter)

(Records dont matter. If i dont think you have any shot to win the superbowl you arent on my list)

1. 49ers
2. Chiefs
3. Seahawks
4. Patriots
5. Bills
6. Bears
7. Jags
8. Broncos
9. Rams

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Punching people in the head should be a flag

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The 49ers have five captains on offense. Basically half their offense is captains. That’s ridiculous. If everybody is a captain nobody is a captain

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It’s incredible how every single week there is a clip of me being 100% right with my ball knowledge

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Had to call my good friend @EddieBarstool to figure out what movie Caleb Williams is watching before Pats Bears this week

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The LeBron curse in Philly is looking more and more real

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Cry me a river if you’re complaining about 1 second being on the clock at the end of the game. If you’re in that situation you didn’t do your job in the first place

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Provo Dave has BYU as the #1 team in the country. That was not a fluke win Saturday

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JJ never got a fair shake in Minnesota and he proved all the haters wrong yesterday

[Wake Up Barstool @wakeupbarstool]

“This is a national disaster and no one is talking about it”
-@BFW & @stoolpresidente on the quad box issues America face every Saturday

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“I wasn’t quite sure what to do to be honest with you… Thanks for pointing that out jerk” -Gruden

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I don’t know why we still get told to talk about the Cowboys. They’ve been irrelevant losers for a very long time