Honey

the only person you have to be better than is the person you were yesterday

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

The One Direction tour bus must be a living hell when they all get their periods at The same time. :0

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

All I want for Christmas is Miley Cyrus & Brittney Spears to exchange rat poison and eat it.

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

Can't we all just get a bong?

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

@10InchesPlus I was stunned. It's my fav show. :))

[Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus]

My beard is making it kind of tough to get an airtight seal when I do bong hits so I know a thing or two about roughing it.

[Paul @sherlock2871]

@STRIPPAKITTY doctors banned cake from me so i'm smoking mine now lol

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

@10InchesPlus looky who followed my Candy_Kiss90 wooo Hooo!

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

@OnlyOneYou_ Better than flowers. :p

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

@QueenOfMean_x Hop in a cab and lose it

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

I Love you Chrissy ♡ @OnlyOneYou_

[Daniel Plainview @10InchesPlus]

Sorry 8 stars counts as a common law follow, you love me.

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

@JenniDoesItAll who are you then? Sleepy? Grumpy? Doc?

[Honey @STRIPPAKITTY]

I entered ten puns in a pun contest to see which would win....
No pun in ten did

[Jazmine @Jazzy_G1993]

If I had rap name it would be Lay-Z

[Jay @DirtMcTurd]

The % battery you have in your phone after you're done with work is also the % of your work efficiency.