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yo tengo una bomba en mi mochila

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one run to the thrift store, two yards of faux fur, and three zillion stick on rhinestones later 🎃

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You do not spend generations suppressing a people you believe are weak.

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to the person who stole my airpods at Hartsfield Jackson: hey, why’d you do that lol that wasn’t very cool of you

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@JMEZ__ like of all the things we could be marching for right now lol LaRussell don’t pmo

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having your mom throw a rally because people don’t like your terrible song has to be the lamest thing I’ve seen in a while lol

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there’s a shortage of Topo Chico in the US

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tried Pilates by Izzy this am and I would just like to say (emphatically) boy hell nah

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don’t know much about football, but is it usually like this lmk

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it’s so damn cold outside I googled “train a dog to use a toilet” it can’t be that hard

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was thinking about how some American surnames were originated from their jobs or trades. looked into my last name and it means “tree stump.”

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gonna make a playlist of songs that change into completely different songs mid-track (specifically songs that have one half that’s arguably better than the other) and name it “muffins”

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whose bright idea was it to cast Michael Rapaport in an unscripted show in 2026 lol hasn’t he talked enough

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@QueenAdal off the grid lol /:

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my new phone fell, luckily my bare pinky toe was there to catch the fall

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complaining about people in the gym around the new year is like complaining about people in church around the holidays lol why are you focused on attendance when you need to be praying

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refrigerate after opening isn’t a suggestion and that’s why your ketchup is browngundy

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tiktok live is just QVC for younger demographics

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took my dog to the groomer and now he refuses to interact with me

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@justchillcourt 😭

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my mom let my niece pick out the matching Christmas pj’s this year lol it’s tartan pants and a t-shirt with the numbers “67” being held by Santa’s hands

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

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