𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐．

“Humans are very strange, squishy creatures.” @RiseForMami is my human. The prettiest human. 💞 - They/he pronouns. 18+, MDNI. Parody account!

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

“ 𝑰 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌? ”

A dominant, NSFW portrayal of Kris Statlander.
Trans. Big soft-dom vibes.
Very loving, protective, and possessive. Aggressive towards unfriendly humans.

Like and RT for your leader. 👽

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

I thought humans being property of other humans was a bad thing, pretty-human?

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

I got excited, pretty-human! You and your body make me so eager…

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

Your human vocabulary is new to me, pretty-human.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

In the video game, pretty-human? You know I’m no good at human games.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

I’ve been told that humans enjoy when I flex my muscles. 👽

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

I could, but there’s no fun in that.

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇. — Not @Jade_Cargill. @JADEDBADDIE]

Oh? I mean, I’ll go, but couldn’t you just tell me now?

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

Human music is quite lovely. 👽

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

@SEDUClN -equally as pretty.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

The galaxy’s champion. 👽

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

@SEDUClN I admire your confidence, but that would not happen. You had pale-human and punk-human heavily help you win on Sunday. I, meanwhile, beat the undefeated muscle-human all by myself. In two minutes.

I called you cheek-human, because you have large cheeks. And your face cheeks are-

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

Perhaps we are better suited loving than fighting, fire-human.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

@SEDUClN Perhaps it does. But I would hate to hurt your very pretty face, cheek-human.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

You usually squirt your juices even harder when I do!

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

And I haven’t even flexed yet, pretty-human.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

If you look to pursue my title, you will be hurt. Which would be a shame, considering you are a very pretty human.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

Are you… looking to fight, fire-human?

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

The powerest couple.

My title is shinier than yours, though. 😌

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

Visit my bedroom, and you will find out.

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇. — Not @Jade_Cargill. @JADEDBADDIE]

Yeah? And what are those terms? Not that I care.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

If you are looking for a brat, all you have to do is look in a mirror. Your rematch will be earned on my terms.

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇. — Not @Jade_Cargill. @JADEDBADDIE]

Ugh. How did I lose to a brat like you…

I’ll get one. I don’t care how, but I��m going to take my title back.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

Yes, you /were/. But that is the past, muscle-human. Now, I am the champion, and I determine who faces me. And I have determined that you have not earned a rematch.

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇. — Not @Jade_Cargill. @JADEDBADDIE]

I was champion for about 18 months, not pinned once until you showed up after I already won a match, so I wasn’t ready. I think I deserve one.

[𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐． @STUDLANDER_]

Hm. Who said you were getting a rematch, muscle-human? I don’t believe you’ve earned one yet!

[𝐈'𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇. — Not @Jade_Cargill. @JADEDBADDIE]

He was, but I only needed him for one thing. Didn’t think he’d be dumb enough to issue an open challenge.

I’m not jealous of you. You just enjoy keeping that title warm for me until I return to take it back.