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“I come in peace. And inside baddies.” (no art is mine. NO TABOO.)

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“Area 51 can’t keep me in check.”

👽Bi
👽Dom
👽Selective
👽Dark Themes (No Taboo)
👽Xalik, the bum ass alien
👽Extraterrestrial with a thirst for monster and a porn addiction.
👽Crashes on your couch right after probing you

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Video documentation of extraterrestrials isn’t uncommon. UFO sightings, crop circles, found footage. However, when it comes to Xalik, it’s usually advertised as pornography. For clear reasons.

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Every time he enters a room, that one sci-fi themed phone alert plays. You know the one.

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“Free Lobotomies! Via classic method or from a brain scrambling fuck! Your call!”

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@FelidaeBeastkin Nice? Xalik? That’ll be the day. Although it did manage to get a tent pitched in that spacesuit of his. With what looked like a roll of those pitch black eyes, the extraterrestrial went over to the ship’s control terminal and got to work on his odd job.

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“Of course I think every inhabitant of your backwoods ass planet is inferior. You plebeians haven’t even figured out warp speed travel, let alone that other life actually exists.”

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@FelidaeBeastkin “Look, you gonna eat it or not? I ain’t got all day. I got a client that wants like 5 earth cows and you’re holding me up here.” The alien tapped his foot in annoyance. Earthlings always seem to be the most troublesome to deal with,

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@FelidaeBeastkin Best he’s got is a fish from another planet. Should taste like tuna despite looking like something from the lightless part of the sea.

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<— Has glowing cum because of course he does.

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@FelidaeBeastkin Fine. If it keeps him from tearing panel wires and blowing them both up. But if he ruins a single one of the alien’s experiments, he’s getting his brain put in a jar.

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@FelidaeBeastkin And where exactly will they run? Out the airlock? This ain’t exactly the biggest UFO. It’d be laughably easy to find the feline.

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@FelidaeBeastkin 👽: No full reveal yet but it’s looking like Novitiates

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NEXT DARKTIDE CLASS TEASER FUCK YEAH

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@FelidaeBeastkin Unfortunately the extraterrestrial is anything but nice. After he already snatched the feline off planet without permission. Luckily what he lacks in manners, he makes up for with the “clothes only” setting on his disintegration ray.

Z A P !

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What a coincidence. He wants a pet dog.~

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Literally the only thing keeping this from being true is that I just don’t know what the fuck to do with my anthro giraffe account.

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👽: Folding and going back to 5 accounts like the dumbass I am.

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👽: Folding and going back to 5 accounts like the dumbass I am.

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“Yes I can do the fucking ET glowing finger thing, stop fucking asking.”

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When abducting an anthro, Xalik has to go through the procedure of informing them that across galactic society, they have about as much rights as a four legged animal. This usually ends in two reactions. 1, screaming and crying at their fate. 2, settling into their role quickly.

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@FatCatFate Deadass he had to tractor beam her whole route of off cause he couldn’t float her through the window………he’s looking forward to the experiment even more now.~

EX+

[R E D A C T E D @STUDOFTHESTARS]

High probability of abduction for higher rated test subjects

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