CJ

4th Year Medical Student

[Curtis Simmons, MD, MBA @Dr_CSimmons]

And #ERAS is down! #Match2016 http://t.co/OnsciCO9Qh

[CJ @STUDoctor]

All done!! No more exams in Medical school!!! #Comlex2 #UsmleCK #bestfeelingever

[CJ @STUDoctor]

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up" -Jesse Jackson

[CJ @STUDoctor]

If there's one thing I learned from this family med rotation EVERYBODY should check their Vitamin D level. Less sunlight in winter = low D

[CJ @STUDoctor]

Today I performed my first and last manual disimpaction #neveragain #Lifeofamedstudent

[CJ @STUDoctor]

Radiologist: how many shades of gray are there?
Me: uhhhh...
Radiologist: well, 50 of course

😂😂😂😂

[kyle raney @Kyle_Raney]

[hospital]
"We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."
"Is that bahahaad?"
"Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."

[Nursing Memes™ @NursingMemes]

Liver mad

[CJ @STUDoctor]

OMG STEP 4! "USMLE Step 4 Approved Days Before USMLE had to Claim Chapter 7 http://t.co/YceFePaAF8"

[Engadget @engadget]

Flexible spinal cord implants will let paralyzed people walk http://t.co/pR0xnBUSRh

[CJ @STUDoctor]

Guy thought his sternum = cervix

🙈😂😂😂😂😂

[CJ @STUDoctor]

Patient I saw today:

57yo Male chief complaint: pain in cervix

[CJ @STUDoctor]

I get way too excited about using the gel pens I buy

[CJ @STUDoctor]

Diagnosis of today: EtOH Veisalgia

[CJ @STUDoctor]

Happy 2015! This year I must make a very difficult decision.....choosing a specialty. So far I have enjoyed every single rotation #whattodo

[CJ @STUDoctor]

My News Years resolution is to tweet more

[Nightline @Nightline]

Holiday newborns go home in Christmas stockings - http://t.co/ncWJl2MUUf

[CJ @STUDoctor]

4 days into this Neurosurgery rotation and its about 2 1/2 days past my bedtime #lifeofamedstudent