Super fun FaceTiming your family for Christmas and after you tell them you’ve been feeling sick they say “yeah you guys look like shit” and we literally look like we do every night at 8 o clock
Lost Dustin at the store so he called me to come pick him up at a specific aisle like a lost child and when I asked where he was he said he went to the candy section because he figured I’d be there. Dumbass..I was with the cookie dough