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Exploring the spa world since 2010, one massage at a time. Honest, unbiased reviews straight from the table. If it’s worth your time, you’ll read it here

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Dahil ang daming nag message na tagalog daw sana ang review na gawin ko, so ito na.....

Dati ko nang pinagnanasaan si Troy, pandemic days ko pa sha lagi nakikita sa FYP ko sa X. Pero nawala sha for a long time, pero hindi ako papayag na di ko sha ma-try dahil mukhang masarap nga itong si Kuya.

So nag-research ako at nakita ko ang FB page nya. Hindi ko din sha na, contact dun, ngunit hindi pa din ako nawalan ng pag-asa. Nakita ko na merong number sa isa sa mga account nya at dun ko sha na, contact. Luckily, sumagot sha at dun kami nag start magkasundo.

Most of the time pag outside spa ako nakikipag-negotiate, inaalam ko na kung magkano ang package nila, from massage to ES, para alam ko kung kaya ba ng budget ko. Nagkasundo naman kami sa presyo at nag-book na din ako ng place kung saan ako magpapamasahe.

Taga South si Troy at ako naman ay taga North, buti nalang pumayag sha na sa Cubao area lang ako mag book ng place para sa massage.

Pagdating ni Troy, sa loob na kami ng room nagkita. Funny pa kasi maling room number pala ang nabigay ko at dun sha kumakatok. Buti nalang walang tao sa kabilang room at nakuha ko agad ang message nya kaya nilabas ko sha agad at sinalubong.

Pagpasok nya, nagkuwentuhan muna kami saglit. Magaan kausap si Troy, out of nowhere din ang mga topic na ni-bring up nya, like "naniniwala ba daw ako sa mangkukulam" at iba pa. Very spontaneous at mapapalagay ka agad ang loob mo sa kanya.

Pagdating sa hygiene, sobrang considerable din ni Troy sa customer nya. Nagmomotor kasi si Troy so alam nya na pwedeng maging amoy pawis, kaya ligo muna sha, toothbrush at mouthwash. Kompleto ang hygiene kit ni Kuya mo, mapapa-slow clap ka talaga sa pagkakamalinis nito.

After naming maligo separately, nag-start na kami sa massage. Sana'y mag-hard massage si Troy, Swedish at hilot ang combination ng kanyang massage. Alam nya kung saan ang dapat merong pressure at kung saan gaga’anan.

Focus sa massage si Troy. Kung massage lang ang pag-uusapan, wala halong landi o panlilibog ang ginagawa nya. As in clean massage lang.

Pero pag pinatihaya ka na nya, ibang usapan na ang eksena. Dun na magsisimula ang ligaya. Eh mamamasahe nya pa din muna ang mga kamay to braso mo, mga hita at binti, plus dibdib, at dun ka na nya lalandiin.

Nakahubot-hubad na pala si Troy pag nagmamasahe. Ang setup ng room namin during that time is merong red light lang, kaya aninag mo pa rin ang hulma ni Troy. Mararamdaman mo din na dumasayad-sayad na ang alaga ni Troy sa kilod, pwet, hita, at mga braso mo during the masahe.

So habang naka-harap na ko, dun nya na e-to-touch therapy ang notches mo, utong mo, butas ng werut mo, at ang pinaka-malaking turn on, ipaparamdam nya sa’yo ang hinda nya: sa likod ng tenga, batok, dibdib, at likod.

After ka nya landiin, at kung kailan tigas na tigas ka na na parang bubulwak na ang pagka-bakla mo, dun ka nya bibitinin.

Mag-CR sha ulit para magtanggal ng oil at pawis para fresh sha sa next part. Pagbalik nya, makikita mo na nagpupunas ng tubig sa katawan si Troy. Makikita mo yung ganda ng katawan nya na ubod ng bulk. Sa gym nagwo-work si Troy kaya batak na batak ang katawan nya.

Makikita mo din na ang mga balahibo ni Troy sa katawan ay properly distributed. Napaka-sexy tignan. Mabango at gentleman si Troy, alam na alam nya kung paano ka kunin lalo na sa libog.

Sa simula ng aming ES, roromansahin ka ng matindi ni Troy. Sisimulan nya sa utong mo hanggang sa tiyan, didilaan nya. Nakikipaghalikan din ng matindi si Troy, laban na laban na kala mo eh isa ka sa mga babae sa VivaMax.

Habang niroromansa ka nya eh napapakapit ako sa mga braso ni Troy, na di mo kaya e-grab sa laki, kaya mapapakapit ka nalang sa likod nya sa sarap.

Dere-deretsyo magtrabaho si Troy, papasubo nya sa’yo ang alaga nya na perfect lang ang laki. Hindi ganun kahaba pero decent na para sa’kin. Mataba ito na merong malaking ulo, na kung isa kang pokpok na katulad ko, hirap ka na din sa pagsubo nito.

So hindi mo din masasabi na hindi sha gifted. Enjoy ako mag-BJ kay Troy, habang subo ko sha, nilalaro nya yung dalawang utong ko na ito ang aking weakness.

After ng aming romansahan, nagtanong si Troy kung papasukin nya ba ako. Ready sha sa pagtira kasi meron syang dalang condom at lube. Pero tumanggi ako kasi hindi talaga ako nage-enjoy sa pagpapabottom.

So tinuloy nalang ni Troy ang pangroromansa at tinanong nya kung saan nya daw ipuputok ang katas nya.

Syempre, as a frustrated porn star, sabi ko sa bibig ko iputok. Kaya nakatayo si Troy sa kama habang nagjajakol at ako naman ay abangers sa katas nya.

Habang tinitignan ko sha, kitang kita ko ang focus nya sa paglalaro sa sarili nya. Putok na putok ang chest ni Troy, pati ang biceps nya habang nagsasalsal ang Kuya mo, na lalo akong nalibugan at napajakol na din.

Di nagtagal, lumabas na ang hinihintay ko, nag-fountain of joy si Troy. Ang dami nya labasan, nasa buhok, mata, ilong, at sa bibig ang tama ng katas nya.

Pagkatapos nya, sabi ko sa kanya e pumunta sha sa likod ko at ituloy nya ang paglaro sa nipples ko at halik-halikan nya ang keeg ko, na ginawa nya naman agad.

Nagjakol ako habang ramdam ko pa ang pagtusok din ng kargada ni Troy sa pisngi ng pwet ko, kaya lalo akong nilibugan at di nagtagal eh nakaraos na din ako.

Sobrang enjoy ako kay Troy. Ilang beses ko na din sha na-book at walang mintis ang performance nya.

Parang wala ng X account si Troy, at sa TG ko nalang sha nakokontact.

I fully recommend Troy kung gusto nyo ng bulky at super manly na guy, pero super gentle at very accommodating.

Nasa ₱5k ang rate ni Troy, worth it naman.
Ito ang TG account na @wadesilva69 nya kung gusto nyo sha ma-contact. Ito naman ang luma nyang X account @TheHorbuda

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Here’s a sneak peek at the next masahista's I’ll be covering, watch out, because I’ll be giving you the same no-BS, real-talk breakdown based on my actual experiences:

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Let’s talk about @MarkJuliano8, another familiar face from the now closed Verde Royal Spa. Just like my previous review, this one’s also tied to that spa seriously, what was in the water there?

I stumbled across Jigs' profile here on X and decided to inquire. He responded quickly, we aligned on the full package and rate before anything else, and he invited me to a place he had set up in Cubao (location withheld for privacy). When I arrived, he met me outside and walked me up to the room. Chill guy, very casual. We had a short chat and smoke break before getting into it. He confirmed the flow: Nuru massage first, ES after. Simple and clear.

Before we started, he showered, brushed his teeth, and offered to bathe me too, though I opted to do it solo for efficiency. Props to him for being clean and prepared. He had Nuru gel, lube, and condoms ready. He even took a robust pill beforehand, just to make sure performance was on point - respect.

Now, about the massage: it was the signature body-to-body Nuru type. Having experienced this style before, I can say his massage technique wasn’t the most refined, others I’ve tried were smoother and more skilled. BUT, what Jigs lacks in precision, he makes up for in pure seduction. The way he teases you through the session? You might just finish before the ES even begins.

Speaking of which, the ES part was… the time the session transitioned into the more intimate part, Jigs was already clearly turned on, his physique matched the energy, and let’s just say he was generously endowed. He’s thick and noticeably curved, which made certain things a bit of a challenge, especially for oral. He wasn’t the type to take the lead when it comes to foreplay, more passive, letting you do your thing while he soaked in the moment, hence the “sleeping beauty” vibe.

He did offer full service, including penetration, but I chose to pass, size alone gave me second thoughts, and I wasn’t exactly ready to walk out bow-legged.

When he reached climax, it was intense, he followed through on my preferences without hesitation. For my turn, he stood confidently in front of me while I finished, playing along in exactly the way I liked. He knew how to match energy in a way that made the moment feel catered, not transactional.

Would I recommend Jigs? He’s okay, not my top pick, but not a regret either. Worth trying at least once if your type leans toward dominant and bold. Just know you're paying a premium: rates range from ₱7k to ₱10k. Not sure if it’s a Verde Royal thing, but damn, their alumni all have luxury price tags.

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I’ve booked @VerdeXian twice, first during his stint at Verde Royal Spa in Tomas Morato, and the second time as a freelance masseur via direct message. From looks alone, he’s exactly as advertised: slim, toned, and honestly better-looking in person. Cleanliness is top-tier too, he showers before the session, uses mouthwash, and shows up smelling fresh and prepared.

Personality-wise, Xian is respectful, naturally conversational, and knows how to keep things light and engaging. He’s got that storyteller vibe, random topics that somehow flow, making the entire experience feel relaxed and easy.

My first experience with him was at the spa, where I was randomly assigned to him, no choice, but no regrets. He was a Nuru massage specialist there, and yes, it’s as intimate as it sounds. You shower together, he guides you through the process, and the massage is full body-to-body, sensual, and deliberate. It’s a full hour of slow, erotic buildup. After that, he discreetly offered ES. I went for it, and let’s just say, he’s well-endowed, knows exactly how to build tension, and left me with a literal flood of satisfaction.

The second time I booked him was through freelance. No difference in quality, he showed up prepared with even a disposable bed sheet. Professional and still on point. No shortcuts, no drop in energy.

The only thing to note: his rate is on the higher side, around ₱5k to ₱10k depending on the service, but for the quality, it felt worth it. Clean, charming, experienced, and knows how to handle the full experience from hello to goodbye.

Would I recommend him? Absolutely. Would I book again? Already did.