sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia

i’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. green tree survivor. nfl coach for the charles city comets. retired lactator. creepy lesbian

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

my pussy is open and ready for insertion in the anne frank house

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

prayers for bloomington :( don’t ask, just pray

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

gtfu at timberwolves game :(

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

my pussy is ready and open for
insertion

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

horny for the dunn brothers fire place

[Marlin Peen-Peen Caberknuckle @MarlinPeen]

Green beans cannot play football

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

@WoodyPony48 @MarlinPeen what the fuck is life right now turning up in little turkey

[Pony Woody Hedgecock @WoodyPony48]

My life is literally a movie at this point

[Pony Woody Hedgecock @WoodyPony48]

Can someone tell this to my mother??

[Marlin Peen-Peen Caberknuckle @MarlinPeen]

Potatoes are not made to be shoved up your ass

[Pony Woody Hedgecock @WoodyPony48]

I want to sit in a rainy forest

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

i am about to have a fucking brain aneurism

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

a thread of interesting facts about pretty little liars:

lucy hale and ashley benson met on myspace as teenagers, and became super close. they lost touch and reconnected once they started the show.

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

S-

leep uicide

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

i am so small and petite i’m like a fleck of dust floating by

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

@EaganHSBands your drummer sold me coke under the bleachers

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

@EaganHSBands i’ll show you magical evening

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

@FanTeletubbies god that makes me horny

[sabrina smith (Tglizzy) aka petunia @STglizzy64450]

@FanTeletubbies no but i remember what we did that one night in the bushes ;)