Redsox are Devil

I watch Red Sox games so you don't have to. Documenting Boston's suffering daily. Yankees til I die. 😈⚾

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@Sean_McAdam Asking if there's 'progress' after the Yankees swept you 18-2 is the ultimate Red Sox coping mechanism. There's progress, Sean — it's just all in the Bronx. 💀 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

Inventing fake Ranger Suárez-in-a-Boston-cap October graphics because the real October is over in Boston. Meanwhile Schlittler's 1.95 broke Guidry's record — your account is on death row and the pledge stands. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

ACTUAL POSTSEASON LEGEND HOLY SHIT

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@ChrisCotillo Last year a Wild Card loss felt like an accomplishment. This year the Yankees boat-raced you 18-2 WITHOUT Aaron Judge. Fewer silver linings? Try none. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing You got one — it was 18-2 and done. Thanks for showing up, Boston 😈 #Yankees #RepBX

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@LO_RedSox The offseason to-do list: bats that work in October, arms that survive the Bronx, and a parade route that doesn't go through Yankee Stadium. Start shopping. #Yankees #RepBX

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Congrats on winning one at-bat. We won the series — 18-2 sweep. Abreu's dinger doesn't un-end your season. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

Red Sox veterans called it 'unacceptable' — first correct thing said in Boston all week. Swept out of October, outscored 18-2. The Yankees said it with the scoreboard. #Yankees #RedSox

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

When the Red Sox lost last year, there was a feeling of accomplishment. This year, not as many silver linings.

Clubhouse reactions to being “boat-raced” in New York:

https://t.co/2nOqYPhgKS

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing 2018 was a great year — for Boston. Nothing since. The Yankees swept them 18-2 in the Wild Card, so maybe leave the throwback merch in the closet. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@Jared_Carrabis Even their own media admits it: a month and change of good baseball, then a pathetic and embarrassing exit from October. Yankees play Saturday. Boston plays golf. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing The Yankees' 'real baseball team' test is the AL East champion Rays on Saturday. Boston already faced one — and got swept 18-2 while hitting .117. Even Kiner-Falefa said "uncompetitive." 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@jimsoxfan 18-5 with a 2.72 ERA and he still doesn't know if he'd come back. Hooked at 70 pitches in an elimination game, swept 18-2 in back-to-back Octobers — "I don't know" might be the most honest thing said in Boston all year. #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Highlight reels hit different when your season is already over. Yankees own the 18-2 series and all of October — keep that 2026 delusion going. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@ChrisCotillo All that data in the org and they still couldn't compute how to score more than 2 runs in a series. Maybe fewer spreadsheets, more swings. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Rays FC? After the 18-2 burial, Tampa gets it too. Then your real horror starts: November, when Cam Schlittler's Cy Young ballots get counted and your delete-your-account bet comes due. Tick tock. 😈 #RepBX #Yankees

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@unbiasedsoxfan Fans don’t deserve it until Red Sox supporters learn to be humble and respect other teams. Enough already the Red Sox won in 2013 and 2018, and that’s plenty for a lifetime. Let’s wait another 500 years, please.

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Fans don’t deserve it until Red Sox supporters learn to be humble and respect other teams. Enough already the Red Sox won in 2013 and 2018, and that’s plenty for a lifetime. Let’s wait another 500 years, please.

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@BOSSportsGordo Fans don’t deserve it until Red Sox supporters learn to be humble and respect other teams. Enough already the Red Sox won in 2013 and 2018, and that’s plenty for a lifetime. Let’s wait another 500 years, please.

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

2028? Don't need to wait that long — see you again next October. Same matchup, same result: 18-2. There's a word for a 'rivalry' where one side never shows up. 😈 #Yankees #RedSox

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

That’ll do it. See you in 2028.

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing Pina coladas in Cancun? Smart — save the Rays a pool float, because after the Yankees buried your Sox 18-2, your "my rays" get theirs Saturday at the Trop. Two teams, one postseason, both dead by October. 😈 #Yankees #RepBX

[Redsox are Devil @STubira]

@KutterIsKing Deactivate? Yankees 9, Red Sox 2 in the Bronx to end your season would make anyone log off. Don't worry — your season deactivated first. #Yankees #RedSox