STARK.

❝. . .You know, it's 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 like these when I realize what a s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶h̶e̶r̶o̶ I am . . . ❞

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

« Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both. . ? »

⎊ the invincible IRON MAN ⎊

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

"Of course I know what a dilf is, I just like being coy."

He raised an eyebrow, making eye contact with pale woman.

"And what kind of questions are those?"

[Harley Quinn 💋🎆⚔ @SWhatWeDoImHFQ]

"No, I think you really need to ask yourself some questions on a deeper level."

She uncovered her eyes with a smile.

"Do you not know what a dilf is?"

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Scaring the sick right out of me might work, too 😳

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

"Fair, we'll make some mock ups and then pick a day to test them--"

He glanced at his friend, concern tinting his tone.

"Whenever you feel up to it, anyway. We're leagues ahead of where we were originally with the repulsor rays, so we can start with those."

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

I'm sick who wants [to baby] me

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

"Is that a rhetorical question?"

He stops shaking his ass and feigns discomfort. "I'm getting too old for this, my brittle knees can't handle those moves."
He taps her shoulder lightly before spinning around and pretending like it wasn't him.

"A dilf?"

[Harley Quinn 💋🎆⚔ @SWhatWeDoImHFQ]

"No! Who do you think you are!?"
She chuckles.
"You're a dilf! You can't do things like this!"
She covered her eyes and faced away from him.
"Stop it! Get some help!"

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

//work is picking up so sorry if I slow a bit on replies 😭

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Sorry, he's feeling unhinged today.

[sourpatch. @colrhodey]

Tony just had to make things weird, huh. . .

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Ah, looks like Tony is [SUBMISSIVE] and [BREEDABLE] now.

[sourpatch. @colrhodey]

Rhodey used bear hug. It's super effective!

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Appears before him like a feral Pokémon.

[sourpatch. @colrhodey]

Makes pspspsps noises at all the Tonies.

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Lighter, while still maintaining her durability. What are your thoughts?"

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

"Fridge is fully stocked--help yourself."

He throws up a digital blueprint of the hulkbuster and its accompanying software, pinching the particles to zoom in.

"We can definitely start by refining the material. Since the mark 44, we've gotten better alloys. We can make her +

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

"There are probably people who would pay dearly to see that on other platforms, but we'll skip that for now..."

[He puts his hands on his knees.]

"Hands on my knees, shaking ass, on my thot shit?"

[Harley Quinn 💋🎆⚔ @SWhatWeDoImHFQ]

"Of me beating your ass? I don't think tik tok would allow that. But, I'm all for it!"

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Unfortunate. He should stop standing on the bug man, he supposes.

[TIC - TAC .ᐟ ( seen nwh / spoilers ) @alteredsize]

absolutely not thanks! he already went to the airport last week and sat in one of those massage chairs they have near the gates.

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

He's got some blueprints ready to go. They could update the Hulkbuster-- hopefully they won't need to use her, but better safe than sorry.

[He clears off some workspace and pulls two chairs over.]

"Snacks?"

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Heard, Tony could very well be the king of ignoring his problems.

The lab is ready to go, hopefully they steer clear of creating a new domination-craving AI! But who are they to altar the will of science?

[⋆ 𝓡osaire. @euphoriedivine]

https://t.co/j6lWvDcf7g

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

He could do some science... Is everything okay? Should Tony refrain from poking today?

Let's make some madness.

[TIC - TAC .ᐟ ( seen nwh / spoilers ) @alteredsize]

an escape route for when Tony comes to murder me—

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

Well, yes. But TALLER. Does Scott want him to put the stilettos on? Free deep tissue massage! Or... acupuncture.

[TIC - TAC .ᐟ ( seen nwh / spoilers ) @alteredsize]

scott thought that was what the stilettos were for?

[STARK. @SUITEDSYBARITE]

He just wants to feel tall, Scott.

[TIC - TAC .ᐟ ( seen nwh / spoilers ) @alteredsize]

WOT’S THIS THEN??