rosie watson!

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when did i lose my pinned tweet???

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i don't have trust issues! just a general level of suspicion all around.

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i don't need to take truth serum because i will accidentally blurt out something like "i'm at least half as paranoid and twice as anxious as that guy i just hide it under smiles and cute outfits" without any prompting.

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@nastycrimehands my name is rosie! it's nice to meet you. and you are?

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good morning! it's-

my birthday? oh. huh.

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@gildedsmiles hm? did i say something else? ive been exhausted, i'm sorry; it must have slipped my mind.

but hey! you should be celebrating right now!

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congratulations sharena also i have feelings for you.

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@gildedsmiles congratulations on your win, sharena! i knew you could do it. it's been a long time coming!

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sorry, i haven't slept in a couple days. are there any more cupcakes

[cockwhore @dicclickerr]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it

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as long as he's not writing any it's probably fine.

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he's reposting sad poetry again.

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we can each innately sense when the other has supremely fucked up due to an extremely complex form of magic we've been practicing all our lives.

[ "growing up together". ]

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feels like someone i know well did something very stupid again. it's been gnawing at my senses for days. however my spies (the hero i sent over with feathers) inform me he's still in one piece and easily locatable, so i'm sure he's fine.

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i smell chemistry.

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@gildedsmiles oh just some loser. don't worry about him.

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i would also have voted for sharena but i do wish he'd make his own account. she'd have double the votes!