Kevin Hart realized Fat Joe has a talent for turning every normal story into the craziest story you've ever heard, and he couldn't stop calling him out.
Kevin Hart: I kept telling them, don't mess this up. People have no idea how funny Fat Joe and Jadakiss really are.
Then I started noticing something.
Kevin Hart: Every one of Fat Joe's stories starts normal... then suddenly takes the hardest left turn imaginable.
"'We pulled up on them...'"
"...'Then I had to grab the flamethrower out the trunk.'"
Kevin Hart: Bro... WHAT are you talking about?!
Fat Joe: Ask Sammy. Sammy was there.
Kevin Hart: He always does that! Every crazy story ends with, 'Ask Sammy!
Fat Joe: Sammy was the one holding the fire extinguisher!
Kevin Hart: It's honest exaggeration. And somehow, that's the funniest part.
Fat Joe: The craziest part is, people keep confirming the stories. Every city we mention, somebody always pops up saying, 'Yeah... he ain't lying.
Sizwe Dhlomo is the wealthiest celebrity until you listen to Tbo Touch: 😭😭😭
“I’m living in Australia, in the MOST affluent part of Australia.” 😂😂😂
He says his failure is still somebody’s ULTIMATE success. Damn! 🤣🤣🤣
They heavily increased the price of eggs in 2025 because of the bird flu and never dropped it back afterwards.
Instead of dropping back the price, we now have a “special” on eggs every month. 🙃
Damn socialists...
This is exactly how it starts.
First it's groceries 30% cheaper. Then affordable housing. Then cheaper transit. Then accessible education.
Before you know it, people won't be struggling enough.
Nigerians “South Africans don’t travel”
We do. The difference is that we’re well-behaved. We’re not making headlines for crime, violence, human trafficking, or drug dealing.
Registration | Lesiba | Prince
“I invented the stepover in football. Ronaldo Nazário saw me do it ahen we won against Brazil at the 1996 Olympics, and that’s when he started using it.”
— Jay-Jay Okocha
1. Boko Haram 🇳🇬: 🤐
2. Fulani Banditry 🇳🇬: 🤐
3. Rape festival 🇳🇬: 🤐
4. Genocide in DRC: 🤐
5. Genocide in Sudan: 🤐
6. Genocide in Eritrea: 🤐
7. FGM in Gambia: 🤐
8. Girl-Child marriage in S. Sudan: 🤐
9. Ebola death toll 1354 in DRC: 🤐
South Africa: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Apparently, I’m still the person the internet asks about South Africa.
So I went looking for answers. Whatever holiday you are looking for, South Africa has you. Just don’t say we didn’t tell you.
@TBCZA
The Orange Basin is a great example of how NGOs are holding SA back.
I was shocked to find out that 60% of the Orange Basin (where Namibia found its oil) is in South Africa.
The reason South Africa hasn't drilled for any oil is because NGOs are citing environmental impact