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[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@TrannaWintour Then they have the audacity to make demands of women on dating apps. "Recent pics only including body (no helicopter angle), no filters, no photoshop." Meanwhile they're 47 with a pic wearing a Gore/Lieberman shirt sitting outside a frat house.

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@JuneJuneAme Non playable character from a video game. They have scripts to move the hero from point A to B but they accomplish nothing on their own. NPCs became a political meme in the early 2000s and have been kind of...absorbed into the internet collective ever since. Probably tmi lol.

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

I didn't mention Rachel. She's almost an NPC tbh. I disagree she's diabolical. Born followers don't have that in them. She's a pageant girl without a coach. Tom was coach judge and 💩crown. All of her actions--talent show. And yet, on a season full of queens, she lost. #PumpRules

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

Now an anti-shout out to manchildren Tom Sandoval and @twschwa. Keep hiding behind misogyny & plants. We all see you but one day we won't, especially you, Sandy, 'cause you're gonna get old too and ain't no woman gonna care enough to follow you to your bestie's. #PumpRules

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

Ariana, you walked through the underworld and came out in a revenge dress, and tbh the whole thing made me weirdly horny. And this is dopey of me but whatever: I know Charlotte is so proud. If anyone who knows her irl could tell her I said that, do. #PumpRules #TeamAriana

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

Tbh I kinda thought @Scheana was all nails and lashes. Now I know they just represent the swords and whips of the warrior within. In my defense I haven't watched in years and have missed how these people and by people I mean those not named Tom or Rachel have grown. #PumpRules

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

Glad @musickillskate is finally getting her flowers. For years "Katie sent a mean text" "I don't like Katie's body" "I am fully an alcoholic but anyway what about that Tequila Katie". Meanwhile she was right about everything. Season of queens. #PumpRules

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@sur_rules For sure. Jax didn't pretend to be a great guy. #1 guy ok sure. But he didn't pretend that he was St Jax driven away by his gf. He was like ok fine I'm a POS but so are you Toms. And he was right.

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

Hmm interesting murderer Chris Watts also had the fake calculator app on his phone to hide his affair. #justnarcissistthingdls #pumprules #wwhl

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

#tbt #PumpRules #pumprulesfinale #Pum

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

Omfg did Tom Sandoval really just say "all Ariana had to do" was follow (stalk) him bc he "thought she had a vibe" he was cheating? And low-key blamed her that he was put in the awkward position of breaking up with her? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN? #PumpRules

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@Andy Ariana, if you could go back in time 9 years and do it all over again would you do it, or would you dip out? Why? ❤ 👑

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@mattxiv I guarantee you she has an overpriced decorative candle set with scented plastic foliage for every season.

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@JuneJuneAme If only we had known that was the trigger we could have been spared so much pain.

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

I just walked in on my cat peeing and apologized to him and shut the door quickly. Which makes no sense considering he walks in on me on the toilet all the time and stares at me unblinking until the act is done.

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@megslice

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@TheKandyMuse @RuPaulsDragRace What I would look like if you hosted your own rpdr franchise:

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

@Mario_06_ Lol. This guy from Vanderpump Rules defined quality time with a gf as "shrooms and skinny dipping til sunrise, hangliding" and blamed her being boring for his cheating. I was making fun of him.

[SUR Alley @SUR_Alley]

Perhaps my marriage would have lasted if we would have done more shrooms and went hangliding before sex. To spice things up crack and base jumping. #PumpRules #Scandoval