SUSAN LAING 🕸

I am not short I am Funsized!! #Funsizescot1975

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@AwfulLotOfEagle Ha imagine the possibilities

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@AwfulLotOfEagle I have a battery operated one, a keeper not a potato 🥔 just to clarify …cause I’m fancy like that!!

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@AwfulLotOfEagle Nah it’s all I them not you

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@AwfulLotOfEagle No your reaction was perfectly acceptable…ffs why are they always so fecking creepy with shit like this??

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@AwfulLotOfEagle They are a violent bunch that B&Q lot…

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@AwfulLotOfEagle I have had the pleasure of hearing a nurse at a vets surgery call for a

Lorne and Link Graham

And for two wee sausage dogs waddle forward.

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@AwfulLotOfEagle As much as I hate to play into the Scottish stereotype re drinking but 5?? What are they? Amateurs?

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@DandG_Global Hi I am looking for some information. My father had a policy with you but he has passed away. How do I go about cancelling this policy? Thanks in advance.

[The Food Snob @TheFoodSnobUK]

⭐️QUICK FIRE COMPETITION⭐️

Arguably the most accomplished chef of his generation.

How many Michelin stars does he hold ?

a) 20
b) 21
c) 22

COMMENT, LIKE & SHARE..

Random Draw at 11 pm

A bottle of Krug Grand Cuvee Brut Champagne could be heading your way!

🥂 Good Luck 🥂

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@TheFoodSnobUK B)21

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@AwfulLotOfEagle It’s a slippery slope yer oan .. it’ll be werthers originals and American tan tights next

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@AwfulLotOfEagle I never cease to be a
amazed willingness of certain people to be wilfully stupid. Oh the government lied to me because, checks notes, this dead fucking nut job told me so on the video with the pretty font! Eejits!

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@PennyMacaroni Damn shame it isnae me

[Ben Miller @ActualBenMiller]

Christmas competition: There’s nothing better than sharing stories with the family & enjoying festive goodies

R/T to win ADVENTURES OF A CHRISTMAS ELF & The Fortnum’s Christmas Collection Hamper

Over 18s🇬🇧🇮🇪 only
Closes 20 Nov midday GMT

https://t.co/pcSEYQEpFb
Good luck!
TB

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@TheFoodSnobUK Per Se. I think

[The Food Snob @TheFoodSnobUK]

⭐️ COMPETITION ⭐️ time folks and you gotta earn your drink !

What is the name of this chefs New York Restaurant ?

COMMENT below, then LIKE & SHARE..

Random Draw at 11pm SUNDAY and SIX bottles of Krug Grand Cuvee Brut Champagne could be heading your way!

🥂 Good Luck 🥂

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@AwfulLotOfEagle Have they perhaps considered that the cheese factory that is their ears is because of said cat licking the expanders ‘clean’…also 🤢

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@AwfulLotOfEagle Exactly!!