SVComedy

Writer for Badger Times Journal Report, ComedySportz- MKE Graduate, MOJO DOJO Comedy Student, Second City - Online Student, Kevin McDonald Workshop Participant

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

To match the prestigious integrity of the the academy awards tonight's Grammys will be hosted by people outside the music industry who will make fun of their art and them all night. Tonight's Grammys to be hosted by NASCAR.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

If I'm ever in a pickup basketball game against the Red Hot Chili Peppers to psych them out I'd make them be shirts and I'd be a skin.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Politicians don't need to wear masks in 2020 they need to be wearing muzzles.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

@LateNightSeth This WI official said in a statement he is "disappointed" in a mask mandate. This comes from a guy who looks like his favorite activity during the pandemic has been giving free proctology exams in public parking lots.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Work said I could taken any supplies I need to do my job from home so I'm taking all the toilet paper.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Improv Theatre Relief Fund for COVID-19 https://t.co/RR5ovbRG74

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Help Build A Theater for Longform improv and comedy. Get some perks. #10kbyendofday

[Ampersand Theater Company @AmperTheater]

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[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Dear Abby, when invited to the White House for dinner how does one properly eat a McRib?

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

KFC restaurants in the U.K. have been closing due to chicken shortages. The closings caused the Queen to order Domino's Pizza for the Royal Family for a 2nd night in a row.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

New NASCAR Rule: Every driver should kinda look like Burt Reynolds in Cannonball Run.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Starbucks has announced a new Visa credit card. The card will launch as soon as Starbucks figures out how to get your name on the card right.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

I only watch the Superbowl for the announcer banter.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

A dating site is using a swab of your DNA to find a match. The dating site is https://t.co/brkpnHjhaN

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Steve Wynn has resigned from the RNC after sexual harassment allegations. I guess what happens in Vegas is morally wrong.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Three Old Men and a Baby-30 years after a package was left on their doorstep, three former roommates lives are again disrupted as they are reunited to care for their newly born granddaughter. No problem except Great Grandpa (Christoper Llyod) and his dog, Max need attention too

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

Fighting Environmental Injustice but with a heart the size of a Pinto. #PaulBunyanNinja

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For 20 years I have successfully avoided watching James Cameron's Titanic. It is now available on Hulu. I hope to watch it over Christmas break. Please don't post any spoilers.

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

My fan interpretation of #Jetpackula. Rob Schrab's Pilot as heard on podcast Dead Pilots Society.

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All I want for Christmas is someone to eat the $17 taco dip from Pick N Save with me. And then lie to me about how much of it they actually ate.....

[SVComedy @SVComedyMKE]

I'm not married. I wonder if it's cause of Cotton Eye Joe. Whomever the f' that is.