merry 🅱️hristmas

think I’m joking when I’m talking about blowing my head open

[merry 🅱️hristmas @SVRCOPHVGUS]

it’s not Halloween just yet but it feels like it 👻

[merry 🅱️hristmas @SVRCOPHVGUS]

Noah’s mugshot at 9 months old lmaoooo

[thania @luvlythania]

Im always getting f over for being nice IM TIRED OF IT!!!!!!

[🏳️‍🌈 @CashyBaby_]

If you don't laugh during sex at least once, you're having sex with the wrong person.

[🌮🇸🇻 @LittleOTaco]

People really hate on you just because you have it easy shit it's not that hard being a good person

[Sabrina @s3n3tt3]

makes no sense when someone gets mad cause you’re doing them the way they’re doing u??? like excuse me what lmao

[The Jessica Renee. @theejessrenee]

Turned my closet into a beauty studio ✨

[Sam Houston HS @SamHoustonHS]

Ready for Monday morning in our gorgeous new cafe! #TexansKeepItREAL #SamPride #SamSide

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Barely made news yesterday. Another school shooting in America. Two kids murdered at school. Still no change in legislation, not even a conversation. https://t.co/FjcjPsEqYZ

[litzy ♡ @litzyrios_]

They look like some game characters trying to get chosen at the beginning lmaoo https://t.co/aaJP39AocL

[adam @brokeangeI]

once i start taking my own advice it’s over for u bitches

[Ga🐝 @gabbbbygloriaa]

I feel like as a mom, you absolutely NEED some mom friends. People who don't have kids aren't on the same mentality level as you & it's nice to have someone who understands

[bela @sweeterbela]

bitch think she a Serena or a Blair but she really just a Vanessa