Just JD (Agorist)

Semi-retired. Saved by grace. Just a dude and his dog. Big car guy...me, not the dog. 1 Peter 5:10

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Japanese fans brought their own trash bags and stayed behind after the World Cup match to help clean up the stadium.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Nick Peterson @iamNickPeterson]

The White House Housekeeper

[Just JD (Agorist) @SVScooters]

Message me. I've been there. There is a way out...

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@DefiantLs Damn Canadian ICE!!

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@herj0039 😘

[Jude ⚜️Geaux Tigers⚜️Trahan @wooknponub]

Real

[Just JD (Agorist) @SVScooters]

Welcome to New River y'all....

[Living Christian @livechristian1]

When you replace "why is this happening to me" with "what is God trying to show me", everything changes.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If this collar is real, I don't think dogs are going to be nearly as profound as people think.

Dog: "Love you."

Dog: "Food?"

Dog: "Love you."

Dog: "SQUIRREL!"

Dog: "Where's my ball?"

Dog: "Love you."

Doug from Up might actually be the most accurate dog ever written.

What's the first thing your dog would say if it could suddenly speak full sentences?

[Just JD (Agorist) @SVScooters]

Not married any longer (hint ladies) but yeah, it be like this...

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@JesseBWatters No new wars? Did I hear thos campaign promises wrong?

[Just JD (Agorist) @SVScooters]

@iluminatibot Ever see Alien vs Predator?

[Just JD (Agorist) @SVScooters]

@Jenni_Leighx There are 100 on this hill 😪

[Just JD (Agorist) @SVScooters]

@Jenni_Leighx I live next to hill full of them and I'm very allergic so I'll be dying soon.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Henry Nowak is actually the victim of a systemically racist society that they made that despicable monster George Floyd out to be.

Do you now understand the power of Narrative and the global NGO Narrative engineering apparatus?

[Just JD (Agorist) @SVScooters]

@Christian_Flow8 @Dearme2_ What this person said!