SVU Confessions

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#635 Every time I see J. K. I think of Billy Ray Cyrus singing "I want my mullet back" #inbredfag

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#634 I never own up to attending SVU, everyone in Rockbridge County thinks we're a joke.

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#633 People at this school take things way too seriously.

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#632 Is there anyone at this school who actually likes S.F.? Seems like she is a bitch to everyone.

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#631 Girls hate me because I break their hearts. Do I care?

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#630 Heard the lax team fucked the soccer team. Soccer girls must've strapped dildos on and butt fucked em. #LaxFags

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#629 #SVUwhere you play sober pong and ass is hard to get

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#628 #svuwhere LITERALLY anyone can be a cheerleader, and it shows

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#627 One of my favorite things to do is count the hypocritical testimonies in testimony meeting from all the Sunday mormons.

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#626 Manti Teo's "girlfriend" is realer than our shitty liberal arts credits.

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#625 The fuck is a provost?! No other school has that! Sir, what is your job?!

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#624 We all know that article about SVU's sexual harassment case was about the Provost! Think before you speak!

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#623 I get poon from tinder on the daily in carriage

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#622 If I was naked and afraid in the woods I would use my degree to wipe my ass before I used my last piece of Charmin ultra!

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#621 Golden arm is a fuck.

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#620 C.P. likes the fact that he is the king of social media...you self centered, self righteous sob!

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#619 The new freshman this year are bigger sloots than last year...smh

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#618 K &K posting different kissing positions...what's next? Sex positions? #why #youlookdumb

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#617 http://t.co/dcp6gwF1gZ