Wu-Han Financial

DIVERSIFY YOUR DEBT

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If you say cancel culture in the mirror 3x, Louis CK appears and tries to finish on you

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Why is it so hard staring at someone once they catch you in the act?

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Imminent just seems like a sped up attempt at saying “in a minute”

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The evolution of one’s hairstyle can tell their story better than their words ever could

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What makes more sense:

Phama co’s discovered the Placebo Effecf, then continued to fund and develop new drugs, w expensive and extensive testing to prove effectiveness and safety?

OR

Pharma co’s manufacture global consent to continue commoditizing the Placebo Effect?

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The best part of My Octopus Teacher is how much better it makes octopus taste

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Just saw Kyle Rittenhouse at the Comedy Store. He only has one bit, but it’s killer.

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Candace Owens seems like she would sue her unborn child for kicking in utero

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The truest measure of someone's character is what they'd do to a person who can't snitch on them

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Religion: "It's enough to be principled than evaluate whether the principles are worth fighting for"

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Saying Communism always fails is like saying a gunshot victim died bc his body failed to handle the bullets

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The masculine urge to get defensive at any joke about me bc my dad taught me to bury insecurities deeper a Thai cave

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How the parents in Euphoria determine allowances

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Is it too soon to discuss how “Kung Flu” was absolutely hilarious?

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How do you know if you’re blackjack dealer is actually Jeffy Epstein? He stays on a soft 15 or 16

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Is after brunch too early to send a “u up?” text?

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If you really wanna stop abortion, mandate 1 yr maternity leave, free childcare and one Get-Outta-Jail free card

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Why is Chuck E Cheese hosting a watch party for the Ghislaine Maxwell trial?

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They crucified Jesus bc he left his family to “build his brand”