— ASHY SLASHY !!!

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY !

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

don't you get it? everybody dies here. it's just a rule. death, taxes, and more death, and i don't pay taxes, so, all i know is death.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

Alright - what'd I miss this time? The planet still in one piece?

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

Alright... what I miss?

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

nods, small shrug.

" yeah, I don't see why not, baby. "

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

“So….. Does that mean you want me to hang out with you and your friends?”

She looks over at him curiously.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

" why not? I mean .... you've met pretty much all of 'em anyway. "

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

“Yeah. Just like I’m sure you don’t wanna bring your girlfriend around your boys….”

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

I'm here, ain't I? alive and well.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

I choose not to question it.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

" what, it's not cool to bring your man in those situations or somethin'? "

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

“It would be weird if I brought you along… Those girls are single.”

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

Hey, my poor choices got me this far.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

why're you worried, kiddo?

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

oh — yeah, that's right.

I got my methods of fighting evil, don't worry about it.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

I know that - what were we talkin' about?

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

" hey, sounds exactly like my kinda thing! "

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

“It was me and my girls. Bar hopping. Dancing. Drinking way too much…”

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

daughter.

[ᅠᅠᅠ 𝖥𝐄𝐀𝐑ʙ͟ᴀ͟𝑠͟ᴇ͟ᴅ͟ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇I𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐘═══ @halucunatus]

// people paying for premium is not only just another form of lazy writing , but , your money is also going to an apartheid state of isNOTreal -who's currently been committing genocide ; so please take that for consideration before you wear a checkmark on your account .

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

... the details aren't important.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

what I'm always doing. fightin' evil.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

so, who missed me?

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

" what makes ya think that? where did you go? "

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

She fills up the kettle enough for at least two cups of tea.

“I would’ve invited you out… but I knew you probably wouldn’t have come.”

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

he's gonna follow her like a big stupid dog.

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

….. Actually she will just make it herself. They still need a place to live and he’ll probably burn it down.

She gets up and makes her way downstairs.

[— ASHY SLASHY !!! @SWALL0WTH1S]

yes ma'am.

... wait. what kinda tea and how the hell does he make it?

[✮ 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ✮ @MANDAFISHR]

It was! Probably the most fun she had going out in a while! He should make her a tea. Pronto.