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Recovering Californian after 34 years, enjoying life in a sane red state. MAGA all the way and “It’s Time for Dodger Baseball ⚾️!”

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@DesertHeatCards Beautiful card 🤩

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

When I finished casting my ballot in the LA mayoral primary on Tuesday, the Dominion machine asked whether I wanted to review my ballot in case I had changed my mind about any of the candidates.

I selected—Yes.

Guess who came up first? Spencer Pratt.

The machine asked if I had changed my mind, and I selected—No.

Then guess what?
It didn’t even bother asking me about the other candidates or ballot measures. It simply said, “Your ballot is complete.”

Basically: Thanks, now fuck off.

The whole fucking thing is rigged.

In other words, a communist freedom fighter who basically burned L.A. to the ground and had no water to put it out wins the primary.

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@NaaronAggler @DefiantLs She’s a terror supporter calling for open violence against anyone in power who supports the president. She should be arrested and tried for treason.

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@ClownWorld How gay.

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@AmericanMama

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@LAtweets22 Yikes

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@thwacknicklaus Same

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@NoDMsPerfavore Vance/Rubio

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@DizzyESPN @mmaballer13_ @MLB @Dodgers Slugging percentage is an objective term with the following calculation. Ohtani is currently ranked 18th out of 165 qualified players. He is also ranked 6th in OPS (on base plus slug)

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@EricLDaugh “Dumb Gestating Parent Fcker” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Obama made Americans get health insurance, or you paid a fine.

Biden made people inject an experimental shot, or they lost their jobs.

Tell me again how Trump is a fascist dictator…

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Julian Assange:
“The goal is to use lsraeI, venezuela and ukraine to wash money out of the US and European taxpayers and back into the hands a transnational elite.

The goal is an endless war, not a successful war”

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@CardPurchaser Favorite: Steve Young

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@acaseofthegolf1 Also handy if the 9 for 1 playoff goes past dusk…

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@nela_soul He’s on my Christmas card list 😂

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@LADodgersWin

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@libsoftiktok @AmericanAir I see a Walmart flannel shirt and pair of underwear in your future…

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@TimRunsHisMouth

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@LAtweets22